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An American man may never be able to use his penis again after his partner accidentally sprayed expanding foam up his urethra in a sex act gone wrong.

The 45-year-old patient had to have a new opening cut between his scrotum and his anus to urinate when the foam hardened and became 'anchored' in his penis.

Medics who treated him said he will only qualify for reconstructive surgery if he passes a psychiatric evaluation.

The unidentified man was struggling with impotence, and had been inserting various objects into the opening of his penis during sex to stay erect.

But things went horribly wrong during one of these sessions when the man's partner tried to use the straw of a can of weatherproofing spray to keep him firm.

At some point the man's partner accidently hit the button on top of the can, deploying the foam inside of his penis.

The foam, normally used for home insulation, hardened and the man was left with several masses in the inside of his member and bladder.

A CT scan revealed the masses of the hardened insulation foam sprayed into the man's penis and bladder (shown, arrows). The 45-year-old and his partner had been inserting objects into his penis in a misguided attempt to treat his erectile dysfunction but their efforts went horrifically wrong when they used the straw connected to a can of weatherproofing foam

Pictured here is the total amount of insulation foam removed from the man's bladder and penis after it was unintentionally sprayed inside him. Some of the pieces measured up to 10cm in length and up to 4.3cm in width

The pieces of foam that became trapped inside the man's penis. These pieces proved too hard to remove by pulling them out of the penis so instead doctors opted to remove them by cutting a hole in the man's perineum, the area between the scrotum and the anus. Some of these pieces were up to 16mm in length

Urologists who detailed the incident in Urology Case Reports said the man waited three weeks to seek medical attention.

He only went for treatment after finding it increasingly sore and difficult to urinate. By the time he arrived at hospital he was passing blood.

Wolfhag

You'd think you wouldn't have to warn people about that.

"(accidentally) sprayed expanding foam up his urethra" 🤔 Leaves the straw in the can while inserting. "Sure nothing could go wrong here".

Yet he lives (as does his partner). Another slap in the face to survival of the fittest, and makes a mockery of Darwin's theory. 😉

I don't know about that – he certainly won't be reproducing, will he?

Um, and he was planning to continue having sex with a can of foam on the other end of the straw???

Well, there go my plans for the weekend.

Anyone know how I can wash the resulting imagery from my brain?

TVAG

Had they never heard of Viagra?

😶

??? What has this got to do with Wargaming, or does an upright member = a Military Miniature

"These pieces proved too hard to remove by pulling them out of…"

Pretty sure they could have used a solvent of some kind to dissolve the foam. But, agreed, nobody seems to read the warning labels on products anymore…

Inch High Guy for the win. I almost blew salad through my nose.

The Virtual Armchair General for honorable mention.

Wrong! Just so wrong.

What has this got to do with Wargaming, or does an upright member = a Military Miniature

I know it's Utter Drivel, isn't it?

I think all of our members should be standing at proper military attention or present arms.

I wonder if it was covered under Medicare.

Wolfhag

"You'd think you wouldn't have to warn people about that"

Expect to see warning labels amended in the near future :)

All items purchased should come with a F.O.I.O.

Forbidden
Orifice
Inserted
Object

My member went into hiding just from reading that.

That's a new one. Many years ago while I attended University, I took a part-time job in a psych hospital to pay my bills. My regular unit was the 'Sexual Dependency Unit.' Get a few drinks in me, and I have stories for hours, but I don't think I can top that one.

Lord Darwin, where are you! One of your flock is screaming for you to take them!

pjm

My brother in law worked as an RN at the emergency room at Jackson Memorial in Miami. I'm sure he has the same stories about what foreign objects he's seen inside people.

Wolfhag

I can't hope to process the level of this stupid.