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Personal logo Mars Miniatures Supporting Member of TMP23 Dec 2023 4:08 p.m. PST

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Hello Kitty vs Cthulhu Mythos – Sweetheart Playtime

Oh its going down tomorrow!

Not just another happy holiday, its time again for kids versus Cthulhu! Wherein I am going to once again be invaded by my favorite gaggle of tweens. Thats right, the landlords grandkids are coming for Yuletyde gaming night. And I thought Id take some pics now before the event. I prepared a special game for them, The last time I saw the girls on Thanksgiving, I questioned them about what toys they liked most of all. And the answer was Hello Kitty. So I bought some and yes these are more age appropriate minis for the girls to roleplay with. I hope they like these particular ones.

Hello Cthulhu! Sweetheart playtime!

Enjoy the madness…

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Wizard Kitty: Ok team, we have to eliminate the Mythos threat in this dungeon to protect the town and get our Quest completed. Somewhere up ahead are nasty slimy tentacle-y monstrosities for us to banish!

Ice Cream Kitty: I will lead the way with the magic of my +1 Vorpal Ice Cream Cone!

Apple Kitty: Oh noes! The Gate is closing behind us all on its own! No one is touching it. It must be automated.

Worried Kitty: Or haunted!

Screeeeeee…… Ka-Chunk! And indeed, the Gate closes behind them.

Our four heroines have entered the dungeon and there is no turning back now!

Wizard Kitty: The way is forwards. Lets split into two teams. That's always a good idea, right?

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These two kitties come face to face with Nyarlathotep!

Ice Cream Kitty: Have at thee fiend!

Wizard Kitty: Ok I cast Fireball at the darkness!

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And the other two kitties encounter Shoggoth!

Apple Kitty: This apple is worthless! I wish I had chosen better equipment in the town.

Worried Kitty: I dont even have an item! I knew it. Never split the party!

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So lets see what will happen tomorrow. Will the girls do better than this trial run? Im thinking the girls will try diplomacy with the monsters. Its their way of doing things. To them, monsters are pets in the process of being tamed. :)

Cheers and Happy Holidays to all,

Mar

Personal logo miniMo Supporting Member of TMP23 Dec 2023 5:29 p.m. PST

At the Mountains of Madness!
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Personal logo Mars Miniatures Supporting Member of TMP23 Dec 2023 5:38 p.m. PST

miniMo,
Kittens Over Innsmouth!

Arjuna24 Dec 2023 7:09 a.m. PST

Gives "The Cats of Ulthar" a whole new twist…

Arjuna24 Dec 2023 8:17 a.m. PST

There you have it:

For now, it's just cute Hello Cthulhu Christmas Kitty insanity.

But soon you will fear the Kitties of Ulthar!

Okay, that was just pillow talk.
It's time for some serious fun.

Don't be coy, you want it too.
We're almost there…

Merry Madness to all…

Personal logo Mars Miniatures Supporting Member of TMP24 Dec 2023 11:33 a.m. PST

@Arjuna,
Its all fun and games until someones eye gets poked out by a tentacle. No more playing ball in the house! ;p

Personal logo Mars Miniatures Supporting Member of TMP24 Dec 2023 11:43 a.m. PST

@Arjuna,
Imagine if I play this game tonight with the kids and when the TPK happens I bring out this pic to illustrate what happens to their characters! THIS HAPPENS BECAUSE YOU FAILED!!!!

I wouldnt. But just sayin'…

Arjuna24 Dec 2023 7:48 p.m. PST

There is always a lesson to be learned for the sorceres apprentice.

Inspired, I roughly butchered a fitting poem out of my mind, neither Kittens nor AIs were harmed or involved in the process:


With ye olden things ye shall not play
on Christmas Eve.
Lurking behind ye veils of holy night lay
stranger things ye waken.
Much older things Saint Nick won't tell.
knowing Old Nick's mischief.
In shadows dark, like evil witches kitten,
brooding they may wait their time.
Make no mistake, you will be bitten.
Spirits you summoned are of the Kraken.
The warning on the gates of hell:
Never make good and evil rhyme.

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