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Tango0127 Sep 2023 8:54 p.m. PST

"Stored in a small leather box, deteriorated and dried out over time, a human penis is kept under lock and key by the daughter of an American urologist. Measuring 3.8 centimeters, the human fragment is considered a bizarre relic. It is believed to be the sexual organ of French statesman and military leader Napoleon Bonaparte (1769-1821), one of the most famous political figures in human history…"
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Personal logo Editor in Chief Bill The Editor of TMP Fezian27 Sep 2023 10:45 p.m. PST

Note: French language

ConnaughtRanger28 Sep 2023 2:18 p.m. PST

3.8cms. Explains a lot.

Lilian28 Sep 2023 2:52 p.m. PST

next to come on TMP on the same kind Rasputin's phallus, Hitler's testicle, Princess of Lamballe's vulva and the fifteen Holy Foreskins

Tango0128 Sep 2023 3:24 p.m. PST

Ha!…

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Nine pound round28 Sep 2023 7:02 p.m. PST

Ghoulish.

Zephyr128 Sep 2023 9:27 p.m. PST

People collect anything…

4th Cuirassier29 Sep 2023 1:43 a.m. PST

Himmler was somewhat similar.

Calculon29 Sep 2023 4:12 a.m. PST

And what about poor old Goebbels?

4th Cuirassier29 Sep 2023 9:18 a.m. PST

Had noebbels at all, if memory serves…

Personal logo deadhead Supporting Member of TMP29 Sep 2023 12:19 p.m. PST

This is daft. The male member is a purely soft tissue organ and any impressive change in its dimensions and flaccidity relate solely to circulatory input (and closure of output) when appropriate.

Any males among us who have experienced serious hypothermia know that any external genitalia demonstrate the reverse effect (and quite disconcertingly I can tell you). Death, dehydration and probably a very dodgy provenance for this weird thing, whatever it is, make it total nonsense to belittle the chap when alive, like him or not.

How he was hung is irrelevant, when you consider his success with the ladies and the children he sired. Never mind becoming "The Great Thief of Europe" as well of course. I'll bet he is laughing his head off in Les Invalides at this. Just his head mind

Tango0129 Sep 2023 3:51 p.m. PST

(smile)


Armand

42flanker29 Sep 2023 9:29 p.m. PST

"Any males among us who have experienced serious hypothermia…"

When I faced such a prospect, I can vouch that trying to locate that part of my anatomy was the least of my concerns- (and given the loss of feeling in my hands would have been futile).

ConnaughtRanger30 Sep 2023 1:37 p.m. PST

'deadhead' The professional misery. Bonaparte's dick is tiny. Surely there is joy in that?

dibble01 Oct 2023 11:35 a.m. PST

Some on here will see this as a phallucy…

Tango0101 Oct 2023 3:50 p.m. PST

Ha!…


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