"New sitcom - your ideas?" Topic

In another thread it was posed that Stalin and Hitler were cellmates in hell.

Sound like the great basis for a sitcom that will never be made.

To make it a little more up to date, I would suggest a condo in hell and not a cell. Perhaps with a running joke that the AC is on the fritz. Maybe Bennie the Italian HVAC guy can get it running?

Any other cast members and roles you would like to suggest?

Please keep it light for some late summer fun.

You need to include the running gag from Little Nikki with the pineapple… ;-)

Himmler in Drag, wearing am old woman's dress from 1945. Still trying to escape from being caught.

I would tell you, but writers are on strike.

Didn't they do something sorta' like that ? " Heil Honey, I'm Home " Think it was british ?

F Troop but set in Afghanistan.

Monty Python did a skit with Hitler.
A thought it was very good.

A woke version of Gomer Pyle.

Include politically correct Drill Instructors who always say "please" and are more concerned about the recruit's "feelings" than preparing them for war, classes on correct pronoun usage, and transgender squad leaders.

The new version of Marine Corps history and woke indoctrination would involve the Marines winning battles solely because of "White Supremacy", the inhumane use and war crimes of flamethrowers and napalm, violations of the Geneva Convention, and the racist persecution of the Japanese soldier.

"Dress Blues" would now be a real dress, gender-fluid recruits could spend time training with the women or men depending on how they feel that day. A grief counselor would be attached to each platoon. There would be lessons on the correct way to apply makeup and accessorize your uniform.

All recruits would be issued a comfort animal of their choice. Each platoon would have a designated Drag Queen. Platoons would qualify at the rifle range with Air Soft guns because real guns have free will, randomly kill people, and are dangerous. Each recruit would shoot Expert because that's what equity is all about. All recruits would get one Mental Health day per week. There would be a vegan chow line. Any guy that gets pregnant has light duty or can get an abortion. Close combat training would involve – well I'll leave that to your imagination.

The recruit that gets "offended" the most gets the coveted Snowflake award, promoted to Corporal, and a free all-expense paid trip to Disneyland.

Rather than one Honor Man, oops I mean person, the entire platoon graduates as the Honor Person so no one's feelings are hurt.

Rather than singing the Marine Corps Hymn they can sing the Taylor Swift song of their choice.

Rather than running the three-mile run for PT recruits can call for an Uber to take them around the track and get 100 points for the event.

Any recruit who graduates and is proud to be a Marine must start Boot Camp woke indoctrination all over again.

I think Disney would pick this one up as a series starring Dylan Mulvaney as Gomer Pyle. Who would you have playing Sgt Carter?

Wolfhag