"go get professional help if you have a problem"
That's a bit harsh to your No1 fan.
"With the treasure on enemy hands"
"One of the girls stumbles on a quicksand,"
Perhaps it's more word use than spelling.
Also there are no full stops at the end of paragraphs.
The previous one posted had me laughing.
"A native cruse leaves the skinks unfazed"
There it is.
I was thinking Tom Cruise, but it's still misspelt.
They are fun. Just need a proof read.
Or not, as I find reading these oddities appealing. But for others it's probably a good idea.