"5 Things You Should Never Say at the Wargaming Table" Topic

You were asked – TMP link

Things You Should Never Say at the Wargaming Table?

And in the final round of voting, the top five results were:

13% of the vote: "Anything but a one!"
12%: "That's the ugliest paintjob that I have ever seen!"
10%: "You know I can tell you what you did wrong there."
10% [TIE]: "I think I broke one of your figures…" AND "Your daughter just gets hotter every time I see her!"

"Your wife says I'm the best equipped gamer in the group"

" I really thought that it was just a fart!?"

"Sorry about spilling my grape soda all over your game"

"Something wrong with your toilet."

"I just finished off the last of your twenty-year-old scotch."

Once at Historicon, the guy next to me piddled his pants on my leg.

"After seeing your newly painted army, I'd recommend no one else should"

When I stood up there was a crunchy sound.

This is not made up: "I just captured your general, my army is going to sodomize him!"

"That expensive, delicate mini wasn't special to you, was it?"

"You painted your grenadiers' tunics dark blue. They should be light blue."

"I know that Rule 34-c, paragraph 2, in the old rulebook, says you can do that, but we agreed to use the new edition."

"We're playing Punic Wars? I thought you said Pig Wars! I left all my Romans at home!"

This is not made up: "I just captured your general, my army is going to sodomize him!"

LOL !! Remember a game in the 70's. Melee, ah believe ? NATO (Northern Army Of Tennessee Overseas) Captured a Spanish cardinal..and..scalped him ! :0

"Itīs OK if I drip some pizza grease on your figures, right?"

Damon.