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Korvessa21 Apr 2023 4:16 p.m. PST

Learned something new watching a Youtube viddeo (imagine that)

Apparently the northern victory had nothing to do with the huge advantage in men and material, or even the generalship of Grant.
It was all due to the ineptness of Confederate general Jubilation T. Cornpone.
YouTube link

Personal logo Extra Crispy Sponsoring Member of TMP21 Apr 2023 5:01 p.m. PST

Sounds like Woke-ism run amok to me

35thOVI Supporting Member of TMP21 Apr 2023 5:21 p.m. PST

Sounds like "Li'l Abner" to me.

Personal logo Saber6 Supporting Member of TMP Fezian21 Apr 2023 9:57 p.m. PST

"First in War, first in peace, first to say I QUIT"

Col Durnford Supporting Member of TMP22 Apr 2023 7:37 a.m. PST

Unleash the woke mob to tear down his statue!

Personal logo The Virtual Armchair General Sponsoring Member of TMP22 Apr 2023 8:53 a.m. PST

I fell in love with this when it was new back in about 1959.

"With our ammunition gone,
And faced with utter defeat,
Who was it who burned the crops
And left us nothing to eat?!"

Since at least 1970, my Military Mentor of Miniature Mayhem!

TVAG

Stryderg22 Apr 2023 9:02 a.m. PST

As a great-great-twice removed-long lost-great relative of Gen Cornpone, I take umbrage, umbrage I say! Why, when all was almost lost and annihilation was near, Gen. Cornpone bravely lead the charge to the rear!

But thanks for the video, haven't seen it in years.

Personal logo The Virtual Armchair General Sponsoring Member of TMP22 Apr 2023 9:09 a.m. PST

In fact, l can't resist putting up this link, too.

YouTube link

It's never been truer after a six decades!

Too bad so many folks don't even remember "Li'l Abner!"

TVAG

(And seeing Leslie Parrish again is SO worth your time!)

Extrabio1947 Supporting Member of TMP22 Apr 2023 10:19 a.m. PST

Please define "woke" and "woke-ism."

steve dubgworth22 Apr 2023 12:05 p.m. PST

Is there not a song by Stubby Kaye (sos for the spelling) about the aforementioned general?

The BBC Radio 4 has just done a superb series of discussions about the term WOKE as currently used and it has been dated to first appearing in the 1920's (as opposed to the original definition of the past tense of awakening) in the USA.

wokism is a modern derivation of the practise of such often relating to a dubious taking of offense for no obvious reason.

Korvessa22 Apr 2023 12:32 p.m. PST

TVAG
That song is STILL spot on.
And your last point is also valid!

torokchar Supporting Member of TMP22 Apr 2023 6:40 p.m. PST

Better Generals!

Stryderg23 Apr 2023 7:51 p.m. PST

As per google: woke = "alert to and concerned about social injustice and discrimination."

As per more common usage: woke = "a worldview which concerns itself with being overly offended for no good reason, a belief that there is no objective truth (so that everything is true to someone), and a belief that those who disagree should be shouted down instead of conversed with"

steve dubgworth24 Apr 2023 12:08 p.m. PST

I am reminded of the film "Duck Soup" where Groucho Marks "?" takes offense at every remark the enemy ambassador makes despite trying to make peace. Now that is wokism because it leads to war anyway.

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