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Personal logo etotheipi Sponsoring Member of TMP02 Jan 2023 7:05 p.m. PST

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SWMBO uses me to measure when a blanket is long enough.

Tgerritsen Supporting Member of TMP02 Jan 2023 7:14 p.m. PST

Hey, at least you are a useful tool! :)

Bashytubits02 Jan 2023 10:51 p.m. PST

I would only be concerned if she starts shaving you for your wool.

Wolfhag Supporting Member of TMP03 Jan 2023 6:09 a.m. PST

Your wife made the blanket perfect. It's your fault that your legs are too long.

Congratulations on finding your mission in life! <grin>

Wolfhag

Personal logo Legion 4 Supporting Member of TMP03 Jan 2023 11:55 a.m. PST

Well someone has to do it …

Personal logo The Virtual Armchair General Sponsoring Member of TMP03 Jan 2023 12:59 p.m. PST

It's good to see the face at the other end of that wit!

Cheers!

TVAG

Arjuna03 Jan 2023 6:38 p.m. PST

With a fancy belt and axe in a holster, this will be a really nice Viking tunic.
You will need a cap, though.
Viking Cap wool 'Bork' Orange – Leonardo Carbone

Etotheipi, the orange.
The yellow tones at the top emphasize the bright spirit, the brown to the earth the groundedness.
:)

robert piepenbrink Supporting Member of TMP03 Jan 2023 6:46 p.m. PST

No, you're a measuring instrument--or possibly a unit of measure. That blanket is 0.6 etos long

Arjuna04 Jan 2023 2:56 a.m. PST

I do not want to appear sophistical, but Protagoras of Abdera was even of the opinion that:
"Of all things the measure is Man, of the things that are, that they are, and of the things that are not, that they are not" (DK 80B1)

Bashytubits04 Jan 2023 10:08 a.m. PST

Just tell SWMBO that you are a tool for love, I hear chicks dig that sort of thing.

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