"Talk Like a Pirate Day" Topic

Arrrr, tiz a fyne day indeed ta talk like a pirate, while 'eading out ta sea………..

'Ere's a question….what be the pirates' favourite letter of the alphabet?

Ahoy Captain Jackson – thated be theh Pyrate alphabet!
ay, aye and arrrgh! (a,i,r)!

Shiver my timbers! Be it that time o year agin? Double rations o grog for all me men!

I may be a rum cove, but I be drinking' a rum an coke ta cellybrate.

So a pirate is meeting his new doctor and of course the doctor needs a medical history and says to the pirate, "I see that you have a wooden leg, how did that happen?'
The pirate says, "In my younger days I was on a whaling ship and Moby Dick himself bit it right off!"
The doctor of course is very impressed.
"I notice that you have a hook for a hand, How did that happen?"
The pirate says, "I was on the Spanish main and got into a sword fight with Black Beard, and he cut it clean off with his sword!"
"Wow!" says the doctor, "That's incredible."
"So tell me why you wear a patch over your eye?"
The pirate says, "It was a clear sunny day, beautiful blue skies, perfect for sailing, as I looked up into the heavens, a seagull pooped right into my eye!"
The doctor looks puzzled and says, "I don't believe that seagull poop would make you lose an eye."
The pirate says, "Well it was the first day with me new hook!"

The day be over, back to dooty ye lubbers!

Aarrhh, ye land lubbers and bloated cod, does talking like a Porch Pirate on this day count as well? Hear the weeping and wailing as we heist the treasure of Amazon from the porches of all who order online, and not through ship o' the line!