"Hey, kids.. what if TMP was done as a Collectible Card Game?" Topic

The mighty Beep! card – it negates the effect of any spell.

"The Stifle" card.

"Family Effect" card – wife and children cause disruption to your opponents.

"Unpainted Lead" card – causes opponent to miss a turn.

"Unplanned Diversion"

All current Projects are tapped. Pay X mana to untap a project.

"Yeah, I started that big Kursk project, but the store had a sale on SYW Austrians, so I bought some of those. Now all I need are some Prussians…

Finished painting the pile- Costs you all your health and ends your game immediatly.

Jenkins ear – any rare card in your hand doubles its effect but is automaticly destroyed if someone plays 'the next big thing' If played in conjunction with the 'Spending frenzy on 4th Hindustani beetle hearding regiment wearing fezes riding winged monkies figures' card it cannot be destroyed but costs 4mp extra per turn to maintain.

Ebay sniper – take one newly played card from your opponent and place it in your deck.

Caribbean Caveman – generates a new caveman every turn. Each new caveman also generates a new caveman as long as you have sufficent mana to maintain the effect.

I got the starter deck where do I go for the blisters?

Scale Creep — Instant +3 "No matter what the scale, a creature subject to Scale Creep is bigger"

The Barrett Scale — Artifact. Taps all of your oppoent's creatures in play "Somehow, no matter what the standard, we are disagreeably different, so your's are inactive this turn!"

The scale Priest — White weenie. For 3 white manna, may remove any non-white creature from the game. "Out! It's not true to scale!"

The evil eye — Black weenie. For three black manna, may remove any non-black creature from the game. "It's not true to the historical reference I prefer!"

I could go on all day….

Do I take it we ALL have played THAT game, gentlemen?

I mean, it has NO minis anywhere on the mechanics!

=D