Tango01  | 13 Jan 2022 4:36 p.m. PST |
…Equipped With Weapons "Hamas has claimed to have captured an Israeli 'killer dolphin' spy armed with 'weapons capable of assassinating' its fighters off the coast of Gaza.
A video posted online by the Palestinian organisation's military wing claimed one of its naval combat units had discovered and captured the hostile aquatic operative while at sea…"
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| HMS Exeter | 13 Jan 2022 6:50 p.m. PST |
Pretty sure that was a Rogue prototype from Dr. Evil's secret base under the volcanic island south of Cyprus. |
| Stryderg | 13 Jan 2022 7:20 p.m. PST |
An official response has just arrived via diplomatic courier. In short, it reads:
"eek. eek eek ee-ee-ee-eek eeeek." |
| Cardinal Ximenez | 13 Jan 2022 7:37 p.m. PST |
Is it too much to ask for a frickin' laser? |
| doc mcb | 13 Jan 2022 9:34 p.m. PST |
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| Zephyr1 | 13 Jan 2022 9:35 p.m. PST |
Sorry, that's only for flying sharks… ;-) |
| Tortorella | 13 Jan 2022 9:57 p.m. PST |
Maybe Hamas should give up the frogmen attack on the Israeli coast idea. Dolphins are actually pretty tough. But asking cetaceans to carry those little harpoons seems a little insulting. |
| Striker | 14 Jan 2022 7:18 a.m. PST |
So Day of the Dolphin wasn't just a movie, it's reality!!! |
| microgeorge | 14 Jan 2022 10:16 a.m. PST |
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| d88mm1940 | 14 Jan 2022 10:27 a.m. PST |
The should be more worried about the Flying Ferrets! |
| Tango01 | 14 Jan 2022 3:28 p.m. PST |
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| JMcCarroll | 14 Jan 2022 8:00 p.m. PST |
Doesn't matter what tourcher they use, Flipper will never crack! |
| Oberlindes Sol LIC | 14 Jan 2022 8:52 p.m. PST |
The actual big story here is that Mossad has convinced Hamas that it has real spy dolphins. |
 Legion 4 | 15 Jan 2022 8:35 a.m. PST |
Yes, I have to agree Oberlindes. And can anyone really believe anything Hamas says or said ? Hopefully they won't cook & eat Flipper …  |
| Zephyr1 | 15 Jan 2022 10:15 p.m. PST |
"Hopefully they won't cook & eat Flipper … " Some other countries would… ;-) |
| Augustus | 16 Jan 2022 11:46 a.m. PST |
Hah. Hamas apparently missed the Spy Cockroaches on the wall in their pursuit of the "Red Herring" Spy Dolphins. The mad fools! |
| Legion 4 | 16 Jan 2022 12:57 p.m. PST |
Some other countries would… And pretty much anything else that moves … The mad fools! A lot of that going around in that region … |
| wardog | 16 Jan 2022 1:01 p.m. PST |
tell them nothing
will we see a spy dolphin swap? |
| Legion 4 | 17 Jan 2022 9:14 a.m. PST |
Good move IMO ! Maybe trade Flipper 🐬for 200lbs of lobster ? 🦞 It can be shipped directly from the USA's East Coast. Maybe even throw in a 50-60lbs of butter too … |
| Thresher01 | 17 Jan 2022 4:25 p.m. PST |
Hopefully, the dolphin is well disciplined, and won't "talk". Thankfully, they don't seem to have discovered the assassin scorpions deployed against them yet. |
| Legion 4 | 18 Jan 2022 11:04 a.m. PST |
Well Hamas may not speak Dolphin ? |
| 35thOVI | 18 Jan 2022 11:44 a.m. PST |
It all smells a little fishy to me. |
| 35thOVI | 18 Jan 2022 11:49 a.m. PST |
I will try and keep on this, by listening to the "pod"cast. |
| Legion 4 | 19 Jan 2022 7:45 a.m. PST |
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| Oberlindes Sol LIC | 19 Jan 2022 7:22 p.m. PST |
@Legion 4: Is it possible that Derek Flint is now consulting with Mossad? |
| alexpainter | 20 Jan 2022 7:28 a.m. PST |
I can only imagine that these Hamas' guys hadn't never seen that (in)famous Simpsons' episode about world's conquest by dolphins! |
| Legion 4 | 20 Jan 2022 12:41 p.m. PST |
Is it possible that Derek Flint is now consulting with Mossad? Oh yes, along with James Bond, plus U.N.C.L.E's Solo and Kuryakin. And probably some others, which is very classified, I'm sure. "Open Channel D." …
Hamas' guys hadn't never seen that (in)famous Simpsons' episode about world's conquest by dolphins! They probably don't get cable" … |
plays Ambush Alley at Council of Five Nations.