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Tango01 Supporting Member of TMP13 Jan 2022 4:36 p.m. PST

…Equipped With Weapons

"Hamas has claimed to have captured an Israeli 'killer dolphin' spy armed with 'weapons capable of assassinating' its fighters off the coast of Gaza.


A video posted online by the Palestinian organisation's military wing claimed one of its naval combat units had discovered and captured the hostile aquatic operative while at sea…"

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HMS Exeter13 Jan 2022 6:50 p.m. PST

Pretty sure that was a Rogue prototype from Dr. Evil's secret base under the volcanic island south of Cyprus.

Stryderg13 Jan 2022 7:20 p.m. PST

An official response has just arrived via diplomatic courier. In short, it reads:
"eek. eek eek ee-ee-ee-eek eeeek."

Cardinal Ximenez13 Jan 2022 7:37 p.m. PST

Is it too much to ask for a frickin' laser?

doc mcb13 Jan 2022 9:34 p.m. PST

Was it circumcised?

Zephyr113 Jan 2022 9:35 p.m. PST

Sorry, that's only for flying sharks… ;-)

Tortorella Supporting Member of TMP13 Jan 2022 9:57 p.m. PST

Maybe Hamas should give up the frogmen attack on the Israeli coast idea. Dolphins are actually pretty tough. But asking cetaceans to carry those little harpoons seems a little insulting.

Striker14 Jan 2022 7:18 a.m. PST

So Day of the Dolphin wasn't just a movie, it's reality!!!

microgeorge14 Jan 2022 10:16 a.m. PST

Is that you Flipper?

d88mm194014 Jan 2022 10:27 a.m. PST

The should be more worried about the Flying Ferrets!

Tango01 Supporting Member of TMP14 Jan 2022 3:28 p.m. PST

Ha!Ha!Ha!…..


Armand

JMcCarroll14 Jan 2022 8:00 p.m. PST

Doesn't matter what tourcher they use, Flipper will never crack!

Oberlindes Sol LIC Supporting Member of TMP14 Jan 2022 8:52 p.m. PST

The actual big story here is that Mossad has convinced Hamas that it has real spy dolphins.

Personal logo Legion 4 Supporting Member of TMP15 Jan 2022 8:35 a.m. PST

Yes, I have to agree Oberlindes. And can anyone really believe anything Hamas says or said ?

Hopefully they won't cook & eat Flipper … huh?

Zephyr115 Jan 2022 10:15 p.m. PST

"Hopefully they won't cook & eat Flipper … "

Some other countries would… ;-)

Augustus16 Jan 2022 11:46 a.m. PST

Hah. Hamas apparently missed the Spy Cockroaches on the wall in their pursuit of the "Red Herring" Spy Dolphins. The mad fools!

Personal logo Legion 4 Supporting Member of TMP16 Jan 2022 12:57 p.m. PST

Some other countries would…
And pretty much anything else that moves …

The mad fools!
A lot of that going around in that region …

wardog16 Jan 2022 1:01 p.m. PST

tell them nothing
will we see a spy dolphin swap?

Personal logo Legion 4 Supporting Member of TMP17 Jan 2022 9:14 a.m. PST

Good move IMO ! Maybe trade Flipper 🐬for 200lbs of lobster ? 🦞 It can be shipped directly from the USA's East Coast.

Maybe even throw in a 50-60lbs of butter too …

Thresher0117 Jan 2022 4:25 p.m. PST

Hopefully, the dolphin is well disciplined, and won't "talk".

Thankfully, they don't seem to have discovered the assassin scorpions deployed against them yet.

Personal logo Legion 4 Supporting Member of TMP18 Jan 2022 11:04 a.m. PST

Well Hamas may not speak Dolphin ?

35thOVI Supporting Member of TMP18 Jan 2022 11:44 a.m. PST

It all smells a little fishy to me.

35thOVI Supporting Member of TMP18 Jan 2022 11:49 a.m. PST

I will try and keep on this, by listening to the "pod"cast.

Personal logo Legion 4 Supporting Member of TMP19 Jan 2022 7:45 a.m. PST

😆

Oberlindes Sol LIC Supporting Member of TMP19 Jan 2022 7:22 p.m. PST

@Legion 4: Is it possible that Derek Flint is now consulting with Mossad?

alexpainter20 Jan 2022 7:28 a.m. PST

I can only imagine that these Hamas' guys hadn't never seen that (in)famous Simpsons' episode about world's conquest by dolphins!

Personal logo Legion 4 Supporting Member of TMP20 Jan 2022 12:41 p.m. PST

Is it possible that Derek Flint is now consulting with Mossad?
Oh yes, along with James Bond, plus U.N.C.L.E's Solo and Kuryakin. And probably some others, which is very classified, I'm sure.

"Open Channel D." …


Hamas' guys hadn't never seen that (in)famous Simpsons' episode about world's conquest by dolphins!
They probably don't get cable" …

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