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Tango01 Supporting Member of TMP13 Jan 2022 3:36 p.m. PST

…Equipped With Weapons

"Hamas has claimed to have captured an Israeli 'killer dolphin' spy armed with 'weapons capable of assassinating' its fighters off the coast of Gaza.

A video posted online by the Palestinian organisation's military wing claimed one of its naval combat units had discovered and captured the hostile aquatic operative while at sea…"

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HMS Exeter13 Jan 2022 5:50 p.m. PST

Pretty sure that was a Rogue prototype from Dr. Evil's secret base under the volcanic island south of Cyprus.

Stryderg13 Jan 2022 6:20 p.m. PST

An official response has just arrived via diplomatic courier. In short, it reads:
"eek. eek eek ee-ee-ee-eek eeeek."

Personal logo Cardinal Ximenez Supporting Member of TMP13 Jan 2022 6:37 p.m. PST

Is it too much to ask for a frickin' laser?

doc mcb13 Jan 2022 8:34 p.m. PST

Was it circumcised?

Zephyr113 Jan 2022 8:35 p.m. PST

Sorry, that's only for flying sharks… ;-)

Tortorella Supporting Member of TMP In the TMP Dawghouse13 Jan 2022 8:57 p.m. PST

Maybe Hamas should give up the frogmen attack on the Israeli coast idea. Dolphins are actually pretty tough. But asking cetaceans to carry those little harpoons seems a little insulting.

Striker14 Jan 2022 6:18 a.m. PST

So Day of the Dolphin wasn't just a movie, it's reality!!!

microgeorge Supporting Member of TMP14 Jan 2022 9:16 a.m. PST

Is that you Flipper?

d88mm194014 Jan 2022 9:27 a.m. PST

The should be more worried about the Flying Ferrets!

Tango01 Supporting Member of TMP14 Jan 2022 2:28 p.m. PST



JMcCarroll14 Jan 2022 7:00 p.m. PST

Doesn't matter what tourcher they use, Flipper will never crack!

Oberlindes Sol LIC Supporting Member of TMP14 Jan 2022 7:52 p.m. PST

The actual big story here is that Mossad has convinced Hamas that it has real spy dolphins.

Legion 415 Jan 2022 7:35 a.m. PST

Yes, I have to agree Oberlindes. And can anyone really believe anything Hamas says or said ?

Hopefully they won't cook & eat Flipper … huh?

Zephyr115 Jan 2022 9:15 p.m. PST

"Hopefully they won't cook & eat Flipper … "

Some other countries would… ;-)

Augustus16 Jan 2022 10:46 a.m. PST

Hah. Hamas apparently missed the Spy Cockroaches on the wall in their pursuit of the "Red Herring" Spy Dolphins. The mad fools!

Legion 416 Jan 2022 11:57 a.m. PST

Some other countries would…
And pretty much anything else that moves …

The mad fools!
A lot of that going around in that region …

wardog16 Jan 2022 12:01 p.m. PST

tell them nothing
will we see a spy dolphin swap?

Legion 417 Jan 2022 8:14 a.m. PST

Good move IMO ! Maybe trade Flipper 🐬for 200lbs of lobster ? 🦞 It can be shipped directly from the USA's East Coast.

Maybe even throw in a 50-60lbs of butter too …

Thresher01 Supporting Member of TMP17 Jan 2022 3:25 p.m. PST

Hopefully, the dolphin is well disciplined, and won't "talk".

Thankfully, they don't seem to have discovered the assassin scorpions deployed against them yet.

Legion 418 Jan 2022 10:04 a.m. PST

Well Hamas may not speak Dolphin ?

35thOVI Supporting Member of TMP18 Jan 2022 10:44 a.m. PST

It all smells a little fishy to me.

35thOVI Supporting Member of TMP18 Jan 2022 10:49 a.m. PST

I will try and keep on this, by listening to the "pod"cast.

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