 Editor in Chief Bill   | 06 Dec 2021 8:08 p.m. PST |
Your suggestions?  |
| cavcrazy | 06 Dec 2021 8:12 p.m. PST |
"You know I can tell you what you did wrong there." |
| cavcrazy | 06 Dec 2021 8:13 p.m. PST |
"Does this look infected to you?" |
| 377CSG | 06 Dec 2021 8:23 p.m. PST |
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| JSchutt | 06 Dec 2021 8:27 p.m. PST |
I think I broke one of your figures….. |
Tgerritsen  | 06 Dec 2021 8:30 p.m. PST |
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| d88mm1940 | 06 Dec 2021 8:39 p.m. PST |
That's the ugliest paintjob that I have ever seen! |
| Bashytubits | 06 Dec 2021 8:54 p.m. PST |
All right, who stepped on a duck?! |
| Oberlindes Sol LIC | 06 Dec 2021 8:54 p.m. PST |
"Good news, everyone! My doctor said I don't have covid, just ebola." |
| Korvessa | 06 Dec 2021 9:03 p.m. PST |
Since I am by default a soloist, the words that signal impending doom are:
As long as I don't roll a one, I am good. |
 Parzival | 06 Dec 2021 10:30 p.m. PST |
"They can't hit an elephant at this distance." |
 McKinstry | 06 Dec 2021 10:36 p.m. PST |
"Anything but a (insert worst possible but highly improbable die roll here)" |
 David Manley | 06 Dec 2021 10:40 p.m. PST |
I couldn't find my panzer grenadiers so I brought Space Marines instead. Thats OK, isn't it? |
| nickinsomerset | 06 Dec 2021 10:51 p.m. PST |
Anything but a one! Tally ho! |
| Korvessa | 06 Dec 2021 11:02 p.m. PST |
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| Palewarrior | 07 Dec 2021 12:10 a.m. PST |
"sorry guys, I have to go."
"shall we call it a draw?" |
martin goddard  | 07 Dec 2021 12:58 a.m. PST |
"This reminds me of a story about………."
martin
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| gunnerphil | 07 Dec 2021 1:00 a.m. PST |
"Can I just move these toys to one side so I can put my drink here?" |
| Bandolier | 07 Dec 2021 2:08 a.m. PST |
"What did I just step on?" |
| Dn Jackson | 07 Dec 2021 2:34 a.m. PST |
"That flannel really brings out the blue in your eyes, Fred." "Where's my beer." "Hey ya'll, watch this!" |
| Cardinal Ximenez | 07 Dec 2021 4:49 a.m. PST |
"Is this supposed to come apart like this?" "Where are the hexes? I like hex games better." |
| rustymusket | 07 Dec 2021 5:04 a.m. PST |
Back when I was began gaming…..(followed by anything). |
 Herkybird | 07 Dec 2021 5:42 a.m. PST |
Perhaps someone should have told me I was bringing the Figures for the game this week! |
| OSCS74 | 07 Dec 2021 6:48 a.m. PST |
It's true, your dice rolling is really bad!! |
| Doug MSC | 07 Dec 2021 6:48 a.m. PST |
You can't do that… You moved an 8th of an inch to far… Can we continue the game next week?…. |
| jdagee | 07 Dec 2021 7:17 a.m. PST |
"Well the best defense is a good offense, you know who said that? Mel, the cook on "Alice" (with apologies to The Frantics ~Ti Kwan Leep/Boot To The Head) "Now, don't be like that. There has to be a second place" "I'm putting myself into the best position to react once I realize I <messed> up" "15mm? but you told me they were 12mm last week!" |
| ZULUPAUL | 07 Dec 2021 9:29 a.m. PST |
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| skipper John | 07 Dec 2021 9:39 a.m. PST |
I mounted them but, they aren't yet painted. |
| Patrick Sexton | 07 Dec 2021 11:31 a.m. PST |
Can I pick the figure up by this? |
| NWMike | 07 Dec 2021 11:33 a.m. PST |
How did you roll 7 ones on 6 dice?? |
| HMS Exeter | 07 Dec 2021 1:02 p.m. PST |
You wanna measure that again and read it right this time? Cue Notre Dame version of "The Rakes of Mallow." |
| Augustus | 07 Dec 2021 7:17 p.m. PST |
"Okay, so you need to check. Then we need to see if they retreat from melee. Then we need to check to see if you pursue. Then we need to check your morale. Then we need to check for your commander radius. Then we need to check your failure coefficient. The. We need to check for troop reaction. Then we need to check if those friendlies are in radius. Shoot. We need to first check if you sight them. Darn. We were supposed to check for disorder first. Okay, but if the unit is disordered we need to check for a firing negative. But they are carrying flintlock, so we need a wind check. Then we need to check if the powder is dry. Then we need a check to see how this affects morale. Then we can finish this charge. Then it will be your turn to fire. If you pass your range check. And your receive charge check. Pre melee check. Order check. And then response check. Hey…you know something…these are 6th edition. Shoot. We should have been using the 8th edition. 8th is way better. Let me tell you how the checks work in 8th." |
| Narratio | 07 Dec 2021 7:29 p.m. PST |
Those are militia? I thought they were elite! Those cute little spikey things, what are they called? These rules aren't right! That couldn't happen in real life! |
| Striker | 08 Dec 2021 1:57 a.m. PST |
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| Dn Jackson | 08 Dec 2021 4:52 a.m. PST |
"My doctor said it was the grossest thing he's ever seen, but that I'm probably not contagious." "See, it just oozes a bit." |
 20thmaine | 08 Dec 2021 5:56 a.m. PST |
"Ha! You've fallen into my trap, nothing can go wrong now!" Followed by "Hey, where did those Heavy Cavalry come from? You had reserves??" Followed by "Yeah, they do get a +3for charging me in the flank…" |
| Oddball | 08 Dec 2021 8:43 a.m. PST |
"Blow on these for luck." |
| Mollinary | 08 Dec 2021 11:38 a.m. PST |
No Mr Bond, I expect you to DIE! |
| Fat Wally | 09 Dec 2021 11:31 a.m. PST |
Have you been working out? |
| Stew art | 09 Dec 2021 3:02 p.m. PST |
Augustus (above) gave me flashbacks. :) |
| Uesugi Kenshin | 09 Dec 2021 8:20 p.m. PST |
How far along is your wife? |
| SpuriousMilius | 10 Dec 2021 11:43 a.m. PST |
Ditto Augustus, plus: "Tho I've never played these rules, Ya'll don't have a chance against me, I'm an expert on (pick one):
Hannibal/Caesar/Napoleon/Wellington/Lee/Grant/Patton/Rommel, etc. |
 etotheipi | 10 Dec 2021 11:44 a.m. PST |
According to probability, I'm due for some good rolls soon… |
| Editor in Chief Bill | 17 Dec 2021 11:33 p.m. PST |
Who's wearing that great aftershave? |
| etotheipi | 26 Dec 2021 5:28 a.m. PST |
DOM reminded me, "Hey! I have a good idea … let's attack Russia in the winter!" |
| GUNBOAT | 27 Dec 2021 2:49 a.m. PST |
You want to WHAT ho sorry you can. |
| Rotundo | 27 Dec 2021 6:55 p.m. PST |
"but I always play pantless" |
