Murphy | 22 Oct 2021 7:40 a.m. PST |
As the celebratory fireworks and explosive detonations are seen, heard, and felt throughout the capital city of Sudekia, his Excellency, President-For-Life P'hat Daddee B'wonah wishes good tidings upon his people and for the rest of the world for celebrating Bongolesian National Independence. Banana Chips, Lentil Beans, Cocoanut Flakes, and other wonderful delicacies are to be shared and enjoyed as you enjoy the festivities…. Oh Happy Day! |
ColCampbell | 22 Oct 2021 8:45 a.m. PST |
Congratulations on making through another year in the paradise of Bongolesia. Jim |
epturner | 22 Oct 2021 10:50 a.m. PST |
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79thPA | 22 Oct 2021 10:54 a.m. PST |
The only country with zero reported Covid cases. Their Minister of Health is amazing. |
Thresher01 | 22 Oct 2021 2:30 p.m. PST |
May there be much rejoicing across the land, with the obligatory firing of guns into the air, and the tossing of grenades in an indiscriminate manner, with pin or no pin inserted in the firing mechanism, as the thrower prefers. |
Gray Bear | 22 Oct 2021 3:50 p.m. PST |
Happy Independence Day! By the way, who was the exploiting colonial power? |
Gray Bear | 22 Oct 2021 3:52 p.m. PST |
A quick wiki search reveals the Minister of Health is Nathaniel Budole. A true national treasure and zealous guardian of the people's health. |
Saber6 | 22 Oct 2021 6:15 p.m. PST |
The Traditional "Drop 50, Fire for Effect" salute from L'tumNe |
Ed Mohrmann | 22 Oct 2021 8:48 p.m. PST |
The traditonal celebratory parade had to be cancelled this year. Normally, the cavalry of the Presidential Guard leads the parade but tragically both horses foundered while being tacked-up. On the plus side, the 'all you can eat' celebratory luncheon, originally cancelled due to budget problems, has been scheduled for tomorrow. |
Garth in the Park | 23 Oct 2021 7:56 a.m. PST |
I can never remember from whom the Bongolesians obtained their independence? Was it Luxembourg? Andorra? Monaco? My daughter wrote "Cleveland" on her school exam and that was apparently wrong. |
Aapsych20 | 24 Oct 2021 11:16 a.m. PST |
Ah yes, a country composed solely of white gamers replicating racist stereotypes? What could go wrong! |