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Personal logo etotheipi Sponsoring Member of TMP06 Jul 2021 4:46 a.m. PST


… will be coming from these guys, once I finish my latest Noise Marine conversion project.

BTW, I did search with some effort to see if this specific type of Noise Marine had been done before. I could not find one. Maybe someone else has seen it?

Eumelus Supporting Member of TMP06 Jul 2021 7:28 a.m. PST

"In a big country, dreams stay with you
Like a lover's voice fires the mountainside…"

Stryderg06 Jul 2021 7:51 a.m. PST

I was expecting the typical guitar heroes kit, but you have razed* the bar! Well done!

* Yes, that was intentional

joedog06 Jul 2021 8:26 a.m. PST

Makes me want to run, runaway.

Personal logo Mserafin Supporting Member of TMP06 Jul 2021 9:40 a.m. PST

"Honey, we need to talk"

Personal logo Bashytubits Supporting Member of TMP06 Jul 2021 11:10 a.m. PST

Where are the cymbals and harmonica? Must I do everything?

robert piepenbrink Supporting Member of TMP06 Jul 2021 12:09 p.m. PST

Good one, Mserafin. But is it really more terrifying than a boss announcing that he just wants to hold a short meeting?

cavcrazy06 Jul 2021 12:22 p.m. PST

"Dad, I passed my driver's test!"

Personal logo etotheipi Sponsoring Member of TMP06 Jul 2021 3:06 p.m. PST

Bashy … well my other Noze Mareenz do have drums (with cymbal), a tubantor and …



- Break –

OK, most terrifying sound ever. The phone rings at zero dark fifteen … "Dad. I'm okay."

This was the prelude to me finding out that my son wrecked his car and my daughter was knocked unconscious playing rugby.

Personal logo javelin98 Supporting Member of TMP06 Jul 2021 4:46 p.m. PST

In 40K, it's "And the new edition will be out next month, with all new Codexes, army lists, and models!"

Personal logo etotheipi Sponsoring Member of TMP09 Jul 2021 3:48 p.m. PST

So … spoliers … but … no one has seen bagpiper noise marines before?

Personal logo Bashytubits Supporting Member of TMP09 Jul 2021 7:47 p.m. PST

I have seen it, the comic book store I would frequent in the 1980s had a ton of citadel and I know there was a rogue trader figure with bagpipes. It was space marine(y) and there was another figure with some sort of trombone thingy in the same blister. It was right next to the orc girls with uzi's on roller skates. I have however never seen anything 40k involving cow bells though.

Personal logo etotheipi Sponsoring Member of TMP09 Jul 2021 9:58 p.m. PST

I had a hard time believing bagpipe noise marines was my unique idea, even if it didn't spawn from seeing it somewhere else.

I have however never seen anything 40k involving cow bells though.

Well, now you have.

I have some other good ones here:

When I get home and have more stuff available, I am thinking of expanding the NM orchestra some more. For a brief period when the kids took strings in middle school, SWMBO, DOM, SOM, and YerzTruly were a string quartet. I would put what we played up against any noise marine. Any day.

Aleator29 Jul 2021 7:40 p.m. PST

They look rather 'armless.

Personal logo etotheipi Sponsoring Member of TMP02 Aug 2021 3:17 a.m. PST

I don't think anyone … or anything … with a bagpipe is 'armless. Independent of number of limbs. ;)

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