etotheipi | 11 Mar 2021 3:09 p.m. PST |
We haven't done this in a while here. I keep a little notepad that I can write funny names in when I come up with them. Here's the recent list of civilian jobs and the civilians who fill them: Personnel Travel and Logistics Manager, Helena Han-Basquette Director for Statistical Outliers, Ima Nomalous Lost Offspring Detective, Hunter Child Expert on Ettiquette, Ari Gato PowerPoint Training Designer, Beau Ring Chief of Motivational Improvement, Uri Gur Insurance Copay Assessor, Armand Daleg Pamphlet Distributor, Tay Kwon Head of Mother-Child Exercise Programs, Walker Anderson Political Speech Writer, Les Ismore Surgeon General, Mal Praktis Manager of Erosion Control, Phil Dirt Hidden Floral Detection Team leader, Spider Flowers Promoter of Amateur Music, Gar Ageband Lead Vampire Killer, Indy Hart Loss Contingency Planner, Joy Nem Defensive Soccer Coach, Annette Minder Ridiculous Military Haberdasher, Shay Koh Graphic Arts Reproduction Assistant, Mae King Prince OK … who has a good one? |
Zephyr1 | 11 Mar 2021 3:19 p.m. PST |
The tomb of the ancient Pharaoh, Hota 'M Ali "I am Dyslexa of Borg. Prepare to be asslaminated." |
PaulCollins | 11 Mar 2021 3:21 p.m. PST |
Head of Policy Improvement, Doolittle N. Waite |
PaulB | 11 Mar 2021 3:49 p.m. PST |
Surely Biggus Diccus takes the prize? |
von Schwartz ver 2 | 11 Mar 2021 3:54 p.m. PST |
Nervous terrorist – Ajit M'Drawrs Terrorist after chili and beer lunch – Ibn Farteen Ancient Chinese ship – LeeKe junk |
von Schwartz ver 2 | 11 Mar 2021 4:00 p.m. PST |
There is an adult novelty store in Jacksonville Florida with the name "Inserection" kinda sounds like an instruction booklet |
Ryan T | 11 Mar 2021 4:33 p.m. PST |
The huge staff at "Car Talk" provides quite a few good names. link |
etotheipi | 11 Mar 2021 5:23 p.m. PST |
I reminisce fondly of Car Talk when I write down new names in my lil' book.
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von Schwartz ver 2 | 11 Mar 2021 6:35 p.m. PST |
This is true, there was a restaurant in town here that was called…(you Nam vets may recognize this one)..Phoc Kim Long…..? |
Bashytubits | 11 Mar 2021 6:59 p.m. PST |
Hal Etosis, minister of the department of emissions. Ivana Goeholme, cruise director. |
Legion 4 | 11 Mar 2021 8:40 p.m. PST |
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Doctor X | 11 Mar 2021 9:00 p.m. PST |
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Oberlindes Sol LIC | 11 Mar 2021 9:20 p.m. PST |
The Eiger Sanction has perhaps the best name for a boss: Yurassis Dragon. |
David Manley | 11 Mar 2021 11:12 p.m. PST |
PaulB – I have a vewy good fwiend in Wome called Biggus Dickus |
Stryderg | 12 Mar 2021 7:02 a.m. PST |
PowerPoint Training Designer, Beau Ring That's going to be a credit on the next PPT that I have to make. |
Stryderg | 12 Mar 2021 7:16 a.m. PST |
Race car driver – Lane Faste Old west undertaker – Piney Boxx I was texting myself with these as I would come up with them, for later use in games. Lost all of them when I switched phones. |
Frederick | 12 Mar 2021 7:18 a.m. PST |
Two of the names for my Roman commanders The Legate Noxious Carbuncle The Tribune Poisonous Fungus |
Sundance | 12 Mar 2021 9:38 a.m. PST |
I don't recall the names from my Imagination – I haven't done anything on it in years, but I have a number of personalities in it. I also don't recall whether I gave my Italian pilot in an Air Force game a name or not, but I do remember awarding him the Royal Order of Spaghets with Crossed Forks and Meatballs for shooting down two or three British planes and damaging another one or two in a single game. |
Silent Pool | 12 Mar 2021 9:56 a.m. PST |
Mr and Mrs Tickle, and their daughter Tess. |
The Virtual Armchair General | 12 Mar 2021 10:52 a.m. PST |
Well, here's one from history: The British Intelligence community in Shanghai during the period running up to the Japanese Occupation in '41 referred to the Nationalist Chinese leader Chiang-Kai-Shek (infamous for corruption) as "Cash My Check." TVAG |
von Schwartz ver 2 | 12 Mar 2021 4:25 p.m. PST |
There was a realtor back home, his signs were up all over the west side of the city, Buck Schott. |
von Schwartz ver 2 | 12 Mar 2021 4:29 p.m. PST |
Another great dining experience here in Florida that "commandos" like: Dick's Wings Try tighty whities!!! |
Bashytubits | 12 Mar 2021 10:18 p.m. PST |
Don't forget Noe Joke, the humorist. |
Arjuna | 13 Mar 2021 12:38 a.m. PST |
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Bashytubits | 13 Mar 2021 9:40 a.m. PST |
Harry Armpitz, professor of follicular development. |
Chimpy | 13 Mar 2021 12:35 p.m. PST |
Cardinal Sin, who is a real South Korean church official, always amused me. |
Bashytubits | 13 Mar 2021 5:42 p.m. PST |
Cole Yeller, coal seam critic. |
Fall Rot | 13 Mar 2021 10:40 p.m. PST |
At least one of my British officers always has a batman named Bruce Wayne |
John the OFM | 13 Mar 2021 11:34 p.m. PST |
I had name tag badges made up for my Ancient armies. The most appropriate one for this thread was Gaius Inflammatus Sphincter. Childish and very politically incorrect, but I thought it was hilarious. |
tyler hamm | 15 Mar 2021 6:13 a.m. PST |
The cryogenicist I. C. Wiener |
von Schwartz ver 2 | 15 Mar 2021 4:36 p.m. PST |
Proctologist, Dr. Seymour Butts |
Wolfhag | 21 Mar 2021 4:57 p.m. PST |
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Bashytubits | 21 Mar 2021 7:42 p.m. PST |
Peter Guzinja Heit |
von Schwartz ver 2 | 24 Mar 2021 5:39 p.m. PST |
Y'know with all the contributions to this thread I'm SHOCKED, that we missed this one: Abby Normal |
etotheipi | 24 Mar 2021 6:45 p.m. PST |
Abby Normal … Director of Childhood Development Programs? There's a lot of ones with "norm" in them. My fave is (I believe) my own creation … Norman Church, Curator of the Medieval Religious Architecture Collection. |
La Fleche | 26 Mar 2021 4:57 a.m. PST |
British Silent Motion Picture Era porn star: Ivor Biggun Indian world dysentry record holder: Shatma Pans 'How I Became The First Woman To Survive Going Over The Niagra Falls' by Eileen Dover 'Surviving Incontinence' by Mustafa Leek 'British Trucks 1904-1964' by Laurie Driver 'Smash And Grab: A Woman's Life Of Crime' by Eva Brick And that ole childhood favorite: 'Rusty Bedsprings' by I. P. Knightly |
Bashytubits | 31 Mar 2021 10:06 a.m. PST |
What about Norman Baits, earthworm serial killer and fisherman. |
Volleyfire | 03 Apr 2021 10:26 a.m. PST |
Phil McCafferty, Dentist. |
Last Hussar | 12 Apr 2021 2:22 p.m. PST |
I think it was my brother who I knew a Wayne Bruce, known among the group as ManBat. |
Old Wolfman | 13 Apr 2021 10:24 a.m. PST |
I thought Cardinal Jaime Sin was from the Phillipines |
Bashytubits | 13 Apr 2021 7:15 p.m. PST |
Well a law officer my Dad worked with was named Forrest Plants and the Harry Armpitz I referenced earlier was my 8th grade Social Studies teacher, yes he was from Germany. |
von Schwartz ver 2 | 24 Apr 2021 12:11 p.m. PST |
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Bashytubits | 24 Apr 2021 4:26 p.m. PST |
Any relation to Marcus Thyme the herbalist? |
von Schwartz ver 2 | 24 Apr 2021 5:04 p.m. PST |
Cousins, on the fathers side |
etotheipi | 24 Apr 2021 6:24 p.m. PST |
OK … maybe we can swing this down the military trail. If we're going for real people's ironic or funny names, and we're including titles, I have worked with: Ensign (later LTjg) Sargent Colonel Sargent Major Payne (I didn't work with her, but she was my dentist.) Chief Tahn Private Drive (was Corporal drive when I knew him) |
Korvessa | 27 Apr 2021 10:31 a.m. PST |
Late to the party A Viet Namise Restaurant in NorCal: Pho King Good A Russian general in my 30 years war stuff Ibn Friezen der Hineyov
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Bashytubits | 27 Apr 2021 1:44 p.m. PST |
What about Corporal Corporeal and Private Island, Plain, Bath. Led of course by Captain Obvious. |
La Fleche | 13 May 2021 1:27 a.m. PST |
The officer who created the Hitler Youth exercise regimen and was later honoured for his efforts by having a song named after him was Oberbannführer Hed Shulters Gniesentoze-Gniesentoze. |
La Fleche | 13 May 2021 1:40 a.m. PST |
The chief instructor at the SOE's recently declassified Top Secret "Culinartial Arts" training establishment was a chap of Dutch-Norwegian-English extraction called Joos Knyveson-Fawkes. |
Jeffers | 13 May 2021 12:58 p.m. PST |
I've always been a sucker for silly names in games, but an old group I went to excelled itself in a WW1 aerial campaign. Germans had Heinrich Mannover and Anton Deck in the ranks, with a bright red triplane flown by Willy Zeemee. For British, we tended to use local village names, like Limpley Stoke although it was clear things were getting desperate when HP Deskjet-Printer reported for duty. |