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Mutant Q10 Jan 2021 7:55 p.m. PST

I'm looking for the following…

A ultra-powerful crimson- f—ker vampire-king with a pair of insane semi-auto pistols and an obvious backwards-name.

A large-breasted fledgling vampire police girl with an anti-tank rifle named after a villian from the Dune Saga.

An elderly butler with a mono-wire fetish,

A header of a woman who is the descendant of an infamous vampire-hunter armed armed with blessed saber and a semi-auto pistol.

A one-eyed French mercenary who has a thing for fledgling vampire police girls.

A psychopathic Catholic priest who can conjure blessed bayonets for days.

His Japanese samurai nun sidekick.

His sexually ambiguous German gun-fu priest.

A obese Nazi major who for some reason IS A FREAKING CYBORG!!,

A Nazi werewolf with ridiculous-looking pistols.

A weird Hitlerjugend cat girl/boy who is either self-cleaning and/or magical.

A business-suited Nazi opera-enthusiast huntress vampire armed with a magical Jezail.

A Portuguese vampire playing-card enthusiast.

A foul-mouthed vampire skull-f—ker

His blonde wanna-be demigod older brother.

A muscular Nazi Lt. With a massive scythe.

Zephyr110 Jan 2021 8:37 p.m. PST

Sounds great! You should decide on a scale and get sculpting, I don't think you'll find enough to convert… ;-)

Pontifex11 Jan 2021 4:53 a.m. PST

For the first one on your list, you can tell Houston that you have nooooooooo problems.


Wyrd made a couple of figures that might have made you go "haaaaiiiiiiiiii" in their older Viktorias boxed set, but their latest version is less samurai nun and more Jovovich in cowboy hat. Check this page out:

Mutant Q11 Jan 2021 5:43 p.m. PST

@ Pontifex

Have you seen what I did to the statue of Big Jay?

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