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Tango01 Supporting Member of TMP10 Aug 2020 10:22 p.m. PST

Well…


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Amicalement
Armand

Desert Rat11 Aug 2020 2:26 a.m. PST

Death by snu snu!

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Uparmored11 Aug 2020 2:32 a.m. PST

I would take all the money in the bank and go to the mall on a shopping spree. Think of all the cool stuff I could buy. 1000 cans of coke. A GI joe complete set, including USS Flagg, a Mongoose BMX, every Atari cartridge ever made, D N D red box, a football phone and a rear projection TV. Super Rad!

nsolomon9911 Aug 2020 4:20 a.m. PST

You'd need a really good set of solo rules

Thresher01 Supporting Member of TMP11 Aug 2020 6:42 a.m. PST

I'd go to the nearest Lambo distributor, pull out their finest vehicle, fill it up with gas, and go on a high speed joy ride.

No cash needed from the bank at all, and best of ALL, no worries about getting a speeding ticket for what I'm about to do, e.g. 200+ on the local freeway/roads.

Very low level flying, without the need for a pilot's license, or having to worry about landing.

Huscarle Supporting Member of TMP11 Aug 2020 7:35 a.m. PST

knowing my luck, I would find myself in Vincent Price's shoes as the Last man on Earth, fighting the Undead…and there wouldn't be any women either grin

Legion 411 Aug 2020 8:33 a.m. PST

I'd hope besides Food, clothing, shelter, etc., Id have a Holodeck available …

Buck21511 Aug 2020 9:29 a.m. PST

I would have time enough at last- and make sure I had enough spare eyeglasses!

Stryderg11 Aug 2020 10:00 a.m. PST

I would create videos on interesting subjects that were really just disguised ads for VPN services.

Old Wolfman11 Aug 2020 10:24 a.m. PST

Just glad I got a spare pair of eyeglasses,just in case….set up some mannequins around to chat with so I don't get too lonesome….

dilettante Supporting Member of TMP11 Aug 2020 10:32 a.m. PST

Great Answers!

Personal logo SBminisguy Supporting Member of TMP11 Aug 2020 10:34 a.m. PST

I would have time enough at last- and make sure I had enough spare eyeglasses!

ROFLMAO!

Steve11 Aug 2020 11:25 a.m. PST

Graphic novel answering the question: link

Tango01 Supporting Member of TMP11 Aug 2020 11:43 a.m. PST

Excellent Answers!!…. Thanks a lot! (smile)

But remember… you are the last man… but there are plenty of women… (smile)

Amicalement
Armand

Thresher01 Supporting Member of TMP11 Aug 2020 1:30 p.m. PST

Well, that changes my answer completely then………

"I'd go to the nearest Lambo distributor, pull out their finest vehicle, fill it up with gas, and go on a high speed joy ride.

No cash needed from the bank at all, and best of ALL, no worries about getting a speeding ticket for what I'm about to do, e.g. 200+ on the local freeway/roads".

AND, look for a hot and fast woman with sexy curves to match the car, to take with me on that "ride"………….

Personal logo Mserafin Supporting Member of TMP11 Aug 2020 1:37 p.m. PST

I'd be working on my cardio.

Zephyr111 Aug 2020 2:46 p.m. PST

"But remember… you are the last man… but there are plenty of women… (smile)"

I'd never be able to afford the child support… :-(

Thresher01 Supporting Member of TMP11 Aug 2020 6:56 p.m. PST

"I'd never be able to afford the child support… :-(".

Ah, ye of little faith.

You're looking at this exactly wrong, Zephyr1.

You're the only man on the planet, but there are lots of women.

Think of the stud service fees you can charge, since you're literally the only "game" in town, the county, state, country, continent, planet.

I'm guessing you'll die a very wealthy and happy man, but probably prematurely, due to exhaustion.

Tango01 Supporting Member of TMP12 Aug 2020 12:59 p.m. PST

Ever better way to died… (smile)


Amicalement
Armand

Personal logo SBminisguy Supporting Member of TMP12 Aug 2020 1:46 p.m. PST

Think of the stud service fees you can charge, since you're literally the only "game" in town, the county, state, country, continent, planet.

I'm guessing you'll die a very wealthy and happy man, but probably prematurely, due to exhaustion.

…or…you spend the rest of your life hooked up to a "milking" machine under a controlled diet, mandatory exercise regime…and suicide watch…

Thresher01 Supporting Member of TMP12 Aug 2020 4:24 p.m. PST

"Always with the negative waves Moriarity (SB), always with the negative waves……..".

"Cage-free, free range sperm" will be a real thing, mark my words.

Personal logo Mserafin Supporting Member of TMP13 Aug 2020 1:18 p.m. PST

I'm guessing you'll die a very wealthy and happy man, but probably prematurely, due to exhaustion.

As I said people, CARDIO!

von Schwartz17 Aug 2020 6:34 p.m. PST

I'd hope besides Food, clothing, shelter, etc., Id have a Holodeck available …

What about an "Ogasmatron"?
Reference: Woody Allen – Sleeper

Old Wolfman25 Aug 2020 10:16 a.m. PST

Just like the Bill Haley number "13 Women(And Only 1 Man In Town").

Covert Walrus25 Aug 2020 3:37 p.m. PST

Given the chatter on Facebook . . . I'd be sitting back watching the war between the "Humanity should die out" faction and the rest.

Then the inevitable war between the different factions of the remainder as to how to proceed until there's a winner there.

By then, I'll be too old to be bothered. Even when the numbers are cut down.

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