"What's the Best Human Brain Alternative for Hungry Zombies?" Topic

"Let's say you're a zombie. You're lumbering around, doing your zombie-mumble, and just ten feet ahead you see a living human being. Your first impulse, of course, is to head over there and eat their brain. And you're about to do just that, when suddenly you feel a pang of something like shame. You remember, dimly, being a human yourself. You remember how you might've felt, if an undead weirdo got to gnawing on your skull. You're at an impasse: at once desperate for brain meat and reluctant to kill for it. So you head to your zombie psychologist and start explaining the situation, and your zombie psychologist starts grinning, which annoys you at first—I mean, you're baring your soul to this guy—until he explains what's on his mind. Turns out, he's been toying with an idea—a pilot program for conscience-stricken zombies. Instead of human brains, they'll be fed stuff that looks and tastes just like brains, thereby sparing them the obligation to kill. The only thing they need to work out is: what would be an acceptable substitute for human brains? For this week's Giz Asks, we reached out to a number of brain experts to find out…"
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Cauliflower

You can find Jell-O brain molds on the internet…

(smile)

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I hear you can get tofu to taste like anything.

Ha!….

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