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Personal logo Bashytubits Supporting Member of TMP13 Feb 2020 4:07 p.m. PST

Have you ever considered doing an off the wall scenario with your wargaming buddies, ponder this possible incident, the city of New York has decided for the public health to ban all cookies sales, this has dire consequences, the muppets lead an armed insurrection to stop this madness.

Personal logo Extra Crispy Sponsoring Member of TMP13 Feb 2020 4:57 p.m. PST

Muppets & Girl Scouts take on….

Vegans? Goop spokespersons? The High Fructose Corn Syrup Cabal?

epturner Supporting Member of TMP13 Feb 2020 6:23 p.m. PST

I always thought they should remake Kelly's Heroes with Muppets.

Because Muppets and Tanks make everything better.

You could call it "Kermit's Heroes"…


von Schwartz13 Feb 2020 6:53 p.m. PST

always thought they should remake Kelly's Heroes with Muppets.

Because Muppets and Tanks make everything better.

You could call it "Kermit's Heroes"…


Do you want me to get your coat?

Thresher01 Supporting Member of TMP13 Feb 2020 7:42 p.m. PST

Sounds like fun.

I guess you could do similar with soda smugglers, candy bars, and even those peddling that rare and expensive white powder some people are hooked on, table salt.

For the latter, you could even do a bit of investigative sleuthing to try to find out who the pusher is in various restaurants, after it is banned by the nanny state "do-gooders" (they really proposed that at one time, and heck, knowing how crazy things are now, that might even still be in force in some cities).

Slow Oats13 Feb 2020 8:21 p.m. PST

"Once Upon a Time on Sesame Street, starring Robert De Niro as Cookie Monster and James Woods as Elmo."

Thresher01 Supporting Member of TMP13 Feb 2020 8:42 p.m. PST

I want to see the Tarantino take on this…….

Coyotepunc and Hatshepsuut14 Feb 2020 12:10 a.m. PST

skipper John Supporting Member of TMP In the TMP Dawghouse14 Feb 2020 6:56 a.m. PST


The "Thin Mints" will arrive on the 20th of February!! Less than a week!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I think I'll make some chocolate chippers today!

Personal logo Bashytubits Supporting Member of TMP14 Feb 2020 7:30 a.m. PST

Don't you know muppets are like paramecium, chop off a part and they regenerate.

Say "COOKIE!", say it!

Legion 414 Feb 2020 9:19 a.m. PST

Everybody likes cookies !!!! It's Valentines Day here in the US. I'm getting my girlfriend a dozen of heart shaped cookies. Among other things, like a bottle of wine, box of candy, etc.

She was an Army MP … she's not one for flowers ! evil grin

Personal logo Tacitus Supporting Member of TMP14 Feb 2020 10:29 a.m. PST

I thought that truck was the girl scouts bringing their cookies to the grocery store parking lot…

dapeters14 Feb 2020 11:11 a.m. PST

Don't forget Boy Scouts, the Girl Scout have an axe to grind for them as well.

Personal logo Bobgnar Supporting Member of TMP14 Feb 2020 12:31 p.m. PST

This could expand to a national situation if a "large soft drink" opponent wins election. 16ounce drinks today, tomorrow the cookie.

Bismarck14 Feb 2020 1:03 p.m. PST

quote from an old insurance commercial is fitting..

"This is SERIOUS"

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