"Let's lighten things up a bit" Topic

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von Schwartz	24 Nov 2019 3:45 p.m. PST
Time for a little humor here on the ole TMP. Uncle Bob's Comedy hour. Three cats were getting ready for a swim meet, The American cat, One two three, the German cat, Eins zwei drei, and the French cat, un deux trois. As expected, One two three, was first, Eins zwei drei, was second. What happened to Un deux trois you ask? Regrettably, Un deux troi quatre cinq!! HA HA HA HA HA!!!!!! Wow, I really crack myself up. Hey, it's not called Utter Drivel for nothing!!!
Silent Pool	24 Nov 2019 4:27 p.m. PST
29 plus 4 equals 33. Do you find THAT funny, Herr von Schwartz?
Legion 4	24 Nov 2019 4:57 p.m. PST

StoneMtnMinis	24 Nov 2019 5:38 p.m. PST
Well, that puts the drivel in "Utter Drivel".
torokchar	24 Nov 2019 6:41 p.m. PST
I'm Hungarian, I don't get it…….
nnascati	24 Nov 2019 7:13 p.m. PST
I don't get it either.
Narratio	24 Nov 2019 7:27 p.m. PST
It's word play, not great but not so bad. The cat sank.
Zephyr1	24 Nov 2019 10:00 p.m. PST
"Let's lighten things up a bit" >breathes in helium< We're off to see the Wizard, the wonderful Wizard of Oz! lalalala lalalala lalala!
Wolfhag	24 Nov 2019 10:26 p.m. PST
I saw a woman wearing a sweatshirt with "Guess" on it…so I said "Implants?" Wolfhag
Wolfshanza	24 Nov 2019 11:51 p.m. PST
So…when do you get out of the hospital, WH ?
Mike Broadbent	25 Nov 2019 4:41 a.m. PST
That gave me a chuckle! Nice one von Schwartz Mike
skipper John	25 Nov 2019 8:08 a.m. PST
Un deux troi is as far as my French goes. But the cinq gave it away!! Figured it was 1, 2, 3, 4, 5. Cute…
dapeters	25 Nov 2019 11:06 a.m. PST
That was "Dad" worthy.
Bashytubits	25 Nov 2019 3:15 p.m. PST
I'd laugh but my tongue is stuck
HMS Exeter	25 Nov 2019 5:33 p.m. PST
I see your Schwartz is as silly as mine!
von Schwartz	30 Nov 2019 5:32 p.m. PST
29 plus 4 equals 33. Do you find THAT funny, Herr von Schwartz? Wow, I though there would be more French speakers in this audience. That's HILARIOUS!!!!!! Buncha heathens!(smile)
Silent Pool	04 Dec 2019 1:37 p.m. PST

von Schwartz	08 Dec 2019 6:29 p.m. PST
That was "Dad" worthy. Of course, I DO qualify, just ask my two kids.
Wolfhag	08 Dec 2019 9:14 p.m. PST
Ain't it the truth. Wolfhag
Legion 4	09 Dec 2019 9:05 a.m. PST
!!!!!