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Personal logo StoneMtnMinis Supporting Member of TMP13 Oct 2019 7:37 a.m. PST

….honestly… me.


ZULUPAUL Supporting Member of TMP13 Oct 2019 7:50 a.m. PST

Yup the dog looks completely innocent.

Ed Mohrmann Supporting Member of TMP13 Oct 2019 8:18 a.m. PST

This has 'happy dog trash party' written all over it !

Been there (LOTS!) and seen that…

Thresher01 Supporting Member of TMP13 Oct 2019 9:07 a.m. PST

Stick with blaming the cat.

Deny, deny, deny………

Yep, the body language, and guilty eyes do seem to point to the one involved in the mayhem. LOL.

von Schwartz13 Oct 2019 9:46 a.m. PST

The dog must be a true literary critic, R.K. Rowling and the entire series plus 7 Daughters of Eve. You just need to upgrade your reading list. Maybe he prefers the classics? (smile)

I had Labs that did much the same thing, once the two of them ate an entire batch, 3 dozen, Raisin Bran Muffins, I just rolled them around the house for 2 days. To quote my vet, (Dr. Vinnie Boomba) "This too shall pass."

robert piepenbrink Supporting Member of TMP13 Oct 2019 11:27 a.m. PST

I loaned a paperback to a friend who had to tell me it wasn't coming back because her Bernese Mountain Dog had eaten it.

This proves Groucho Marx was right: outside of a dog, a book is a man's best friend, and inside of a dog, it's too dark to read.

Oberlindes Sol LIC Supporting Member of TMP13 Oct 2019 11:59 a.m. PST

The dog is obviously just reacting to the human's tone and body language. It doesn't prove anything.

They have do a DNA test on the shredded stuff, and also compare any tooth marks. Call CSI!

It could have been the cat or cats, trying to get the dog in trouble, or it's possible that another dog entered the house caused the damage.

Also, does the human have any young male offspring? They are known to be highly destructive. This could be a case of species profiling, where the human is unwilling to consider that someone of her own species might be the perpetrator.

von Schwartz13 Oct 2019 1:12 p.m. PST

At least he didn't eat any shoes! wink wink nudge nudge

JMcCarroll Supporting Member of TMP13 Oct 2019 2:38 p.m. PST

He knows the jigs up when he stops wagging his tail,

mghFond13 Oct 2019 2:50 p.m. PST

Loved it! I'm sure he's innocent though, there must be another explanation what actually happened though. :)

TNE230013 Oct 2019 4:02 p.m. PST

dog cat polaroid

YouTube link

14Bore13 Oct 2019 4:10 p.m. PST

Book em Dano, shredding one, no dozens

Oberlindes Sol LIC Supporting Member of TMP16 Oct 2019 8:54 p.m. PST

dog cat polaroid gave me a true LOL. Good one.

It would make a good name for a band, too.

von Schwartz17 Oct 2019 7:37 p.m. PST

dog cat polaroid

a classic

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