Bashytubits | 09 Mar 2019 9:54 a.m. PST |
So, during your epic battles with your buddies do any of your player engage in taunts? If so does the level of sophistication vary?
Or do they stick with the classics?
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Winston Smith | 09 Mar 2019 10:13 a.m. PST |
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Timbo W | 09 Mar 2019 10:26 a.m. PST |
History Today has much to answer for… Ancients game, just killed the enemy generals chariot. Pick up box of matches, Display to opponent, Declaim "that's your genero's chariot that is. That's his mode of transport" |
Gone Fishing | 09 Mar 2019 11:10 a.m. PST |
Is the "classic" example from MP's The Holy Grail? |
Parzival | 09 Mar 2019 12:21 p.m. PST |
"Your mother was a hamster and your father smelled of elderberries!" Classic all the way. |
etotheipi | 09 Mar 2019 1:27 p.m. PST |
These are the classics link |
Stryderg | 09 Mar 2019 4:21 p.m. PST |
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von Schwartz | 09 Mar 2019 4:36 p.m. PST |
A far cry from 'Nyaah nyaah', or the ever popular, 'nanny nanny boo boo'! |
Gone Fishing | 09 Mar 2019 5:59 p.m. PST |
Thank you, Stryderg! Makes me want to watch it again… |
Narratio | 09 Mar 2019 6:06 p.m. PST |
Always Python. Stick with the classics. |
War Artisan | 09 Mar 2019 7:05 p.m. PST |
We occasionally insert a "Taunting Phase" into the turn sequence of any game we're playing, just to keep things civilized. |
Dn Jackson | 09 Mar 2019 9:24 p.m. PST |
Well duh! They're called 'classics' for a reason. Classics here. |
Legion 4 | 10 Mar 2019 9:33 a.m. PST |
"Go ahead … make my day … " |
von Schwartz | 10 Mar 2019 4:21 p.m. PST |
Ahhh, yer mother wears army boots!!! |
Old Wolfman | 11 Mar 2019 6:20 a.m. PST |
Or the famed hand gesture of thumbing the nose and waving the fingers. Or Shakespeare's "biting your thumb". |
Oppiedog | 11 Mar 2019 7:24 a.m. PST |
Taunting and smack talking were taught to me early by my mother in epic battles of Parcheesi and Uncle Wiggly. We did keep it classic and clean. |
Bashytubits | 11 Mar 2019 9:02 a.m. PST |
I have always been fond of "you hit like a girl", especially if it was a girl who hit me.
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etotheipi | 11 Mar 2019 1:28 p.m. PST |
you hit like a girl Laila Ali or Ronda Rousey? |
Bashytubits | 11 Mar 2019 2:07 p.m. PST |
I couldn't say as neither of them have tried to assault me. But I have had plenty of nurses whack me after I teased them and the look on their faces when I say that is priceless, pure comedy gold. |
von Schwartz | 11 Mar 2019 4:25 p.m. PST |
No one has mentioned the tried and single finger salute which in some cultures simply means, "We're number 1, we're number 1"! |
Greylegion | 11 Mar 2019 6:31 p.m. PST |
Etotheipi's comment reminds me of a day when my daughter and I were swatting at one another, playing around. She slapped my arm and I quickly responded "You hit like a girl". She quips back, "Well, if you hit harder, you would hit like a girl". She wins. All I could do was laugh, till I CRIED! |
von Schwartz | 12 Mar 2019 3:58 p.m. PST |
Ooooh! I like that one!!! Can I use it? |
Wolfhag | 17 Mar 2019 11:43 a.m. PST |
Sometimes when my opponent makes what looks like a safe and innocent move I'll get all excited, fist pump and then stick my head over the table checking imaginary LOS to his unit. He'll hesitate and then ask, "What is there something wrong with my move?" and I'll go back to normal straight face and innocently reply, "Nothing, you can make that move, I wouldn't but you can and remember, you can't take back your move" and then sit back and smile. Another version is to start laughing hilariously when he moves and refuse to give a reason why. It's Psy Op 101. Wolfhag |
von Schwartz | 17 Mar 2019 3:34 p.m. PST |
In my case those are the first signs of early onset Alzheimers. |