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Gunfreak Supporting Member of TMP In the TMP Dawghouse20 Jan 2019 2:29 p.m. PST

If two major NATO countries go to war with eachother it might mean the end of the alliance.


Jakar Nilson20 Jan 2019 2:38 p.m. PST

Given how we fight all the time with Denmark over Hans Island, no. And by fight, I mean post flags and leave beer behind.

Gunfreak Supporting Member of TMP In the TMP Dawghouse20 Jan 2019 2:48 p.m. PST

But that's just about territory.
This is about moose one of the most important things for both Canada and Norway.

Jakar Nilson20 Jan 2019 2:59 p.m. PST

We don't need to pour money into defense contactors, we just need to pour money into contractors. And shop at Rona. That should cover it.

Winston Smith20 Jan 2019 3:11 p.m. PST

Those warmongering Canadians.
We should have settled their hash in the War of 1812. But we let them off the hook.

skippy0001 Supporting Member of TMP20 Jan 2019 3:29 p.m. PST

We invaded Canada twice-frikkin' Brits taught them to shoot, something we'll never forgive them for….

Then again, it's starting to look good for Upstate NY to become a Canadian Province…

Odd that there's a 10 mile No Man's Land between Ogdensburg NY and Canada-found that out when I was dispatching tow trucks for AAA-nether CAA OR AAA contractors would pick up a broken down member on that stretch of road. Had to get a private contractor and set up reimbursement for the member.(on night shift I had that authority-I told the managers to give me that authority or I call them about every problem at 3am. As Tilly said on Discovery "I was mad with power!".)

raylev320 Jan 2019 4:19 p.m. PST


Zephyr120 Jan 2019 10:09 p.m. PST

Unless you're drunk, stupid, or city folk, you should know better to leave moose alone. If you have to bring your nation's army into it, you're probably all three (or a politician, but that's just repeating the obvious… ;-)

FoxtrotPapaRomeo20 Jan 2019 10:46 p.m. PST

Oh dear, the first shots of world war three … moose droppings link and the other nations flags under the offending statue. No wait, moose droppings taste great! They must have come in peace.

Thresher01 Supporting Member of TMP20 Jan 2019 11:15 p.m. PST

I think we have a moose statue gap, but perhaps I'm just ill-informed on that issue.

willthepiper21 Jan 2019 12:13 a.m. PST

A moose once bit mi sister…

Colbourne6621 Jan 2019 4:19 a.m. PST

"Is this what will bring down NATO?"


Ghostrunner21 Jan 2019 5:45 a.m. PST

A moose once bit mi sister…

Consider yourself sacked…

Barin121 Jan 2019 8:14 a.m. PST

Even if we don't have a moose this size, we are ready for the arms race with our very own mammoth herd.


Redblack21 Jan 2019 10:34 a.m. PST

If Canada has to fight we would use our massive "Death Ray" cunningly disguised as "Giant" coins. That is why our Armed forces are so small


* The US coin is the one specifically aimed at Washington.

willthepiper21 Jan 2019 11:29 a.m. PST

Consider yourself sacked…

No realli! She was Karving her initials on the møøse with the sharpened end of an interspace tøøthbrush given her by Svenge – her brother-in-law – an Oslo dentist and star of many Norwegian møvies: "The Høt Hands of an Oslo Dentist", "Fillings of Passion", "The Huge Mølars of Horst Nordfink"

Zephyr121 Jan 2019 11:03 p.m. PST

"Due to a tragic typo, we accidently started a war. The correct headline should have read:

Worlds Tallest Mousse Statue

We apologize for any inconvenience.
The Guardian"


Personal logo 28mm Fanatik Supporting Member of TMP22 Jan 2019 8:38 a.m. PST

The argument is moose?

raylev322 Jan 2019 12:13 p.m. PST

Moose and Squirrel.

twawaddell Supporting Member of TMP22 Jan 2019 8:39 p.m. PST

As I recall Greece and Turkey went to war over Cyprus back in the '70's yet both remained in the alliance.

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