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Personal logo Editor in Chief Bill The Editor of TMP Fezian03 Jan 2019 11:30 p.m. PST

The deputy head of a Chinese military academy told an audience in Shenzhen last month that tensions in the South China Sea could be resolved by sinking a pair of U.S. aircraft carriers, reports said…

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Thresher0103 Jan 2019 11:45 p.m. PST

Another way to go would be with the USA sinking ALL their vessels in their home ports.

Problem solved.

skippy000104 Jan 2019 3:36 a.m. PST

Or a typhoon wiping out those 'islands'.

bsrlee04 Jan 2019 4:36 a.m. PST

If the 3 Gorges Dam were to be breached it would wipe out millions and a large part of China's industry.

Sundance Supporting Member of TMP04 Jan 2019 6:01 a.m. PST

Seems to me the Japanese said something similar prior to attacking Pearl Harbor.

15mm and 28mm Fanatik04 Jan 2019 8:31 a.m. PST

He said sinking one carrier would kill 5,000 and sinking two would double that number.

The Chinese are good at math!

Roderick Robertson Fezian04 Jan 2019 10:10 a.m. PST

I thought it was Rum, Bleeped texty and the Lash. Those used to be mainstays for relieving tensions at sea.

Lion in the Stars04 Jan 2019 12:21 p.m. PST

Yes, sinking two US carriers would greatly decrease tensions at sea.

Because there wouldn't be a China left to cause any tensions!

Ghostrunner04 Jan 2019 12:54 p.m. PST

Anyone want to find out how long it takes the USN to sink a couple of islands?

Soaring Soren04 Jan 2019 2:37 p.m. PST

I think it's time to unleash the world's funniest joke.

Lion in the Stars04 Jan 2019 5:05 p.m. PST

@Ghostrunner: 30 minutes or less, and the next on is free.

Choctaw04 Jan 2019 5:19 p.m. PST

If we weren't Americans we just might hit them first. That would really give the world something to think about. However, we are Americans and would never think of doing such a thing.

USAFpilot04 Jan 2019 5:46 p.m. PST

"Lighten up Francis" …from the movie Stripes

Balthazar Marduk08 Jan 2019 11:41 a.m. PST

This is comedy gold.

Lion in the Stars08 Jan 2019 4:24 p.m. PST

Sorry, butchered the joke. Should read:

"Delivered hot, fresh, to your door in 30 minutes or less and the next one is free!"

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