| Winston Smith | 17 Nov 2018 11:21 a.m. PST |
‘‘Tis the season for terrible Christmas movie plots. Where Jan Brady teaches Eddie Haskell and Jethro Bodine the true meaning of Christmas. Propose a movie title, using the usual cast. And a plot. "A Very Hyborian Christmas".
In which Conan teaches Thulsa Doom the True Meaning of Christmas. See? It's easy!
Few rules. You won't follow them anyway.
I can't forbid you to nominate existing movies, because you will anyway. |
Gunfreak  | 17 Nov 2018 1:57 p.m. PST |
A Nazi Christmas Carrol.
Three ghost visit Hitler in the night to try and show him the errors of he's way. They didn't succeed….. |
| David Manley | 17 Nov 2018 2:07 p.m. PST |
Cop goes to see estranged wife at her works Christmas party whilst evil German criminals attempt to steal the company fortune. Hilarity ensues |
| The Beast Rampant | 17 Nov 2018 3:53 p.m. PST |
"The Star Wars Holiday Special, Episode II: Anakin's Dilemma" (unreleased, originally scheduled for 12/2000)
"Young Anakin Skywalker fumbles through number of unlikely and fruitless ventures intended to score credits, so that he might purchase Life Day gifts for his parents (further complicating matters is the fact that it is especially hard to shop for a father who is only a dopey metaphysical contrivance)."
"All hope seems lost when Watto makes him to work late on Life Day Eve. But after falling asleep at his workbench, he is visited by three Space Ghosts, who take him on a needlessly drawn-out and exposition-laden journey through the past, present, and future. When he awakes Life Day Morning, he realizes the best gifts are those from the heart, and true richness resides in fellowship, kindness, and merchandising rights." Guest starring Freddy Prinze Jr, Johnny Knoxville, and Bjork as the Three Wise Jedi. Hayden Christiansen reprises his role, like he has anything better to do. |
| Dynaman8789 | 17 Nov 2018 4:30 p.m. PST |
"I Believe in Christmas." Here is the plot
"Ah, Christmas. The stockings are hung. The fire is roaring. Mom and dad have been abducted by an African warlord and their son forces a friend to board a plane to Finland to find them only to be kidnapped by an ogre who forces them into slavery. Chestnuts roasting. You know how it goes!" Even worse is I did NOT make this up, it is a real movie. Here is the link. link |
| Schogun | 17 Nov 2018 6:01 p.m. PST |
Any Hallmark Christmas movie. |
| Major Mike | 17 Nov 2018 6:04 p.m. PST |
Harry Potter and the Christmas Tree Harry and friends head to the forbidden forest to find a tree suitable for the Great Hall. On the way they have to deal with the Krampus, who it trying to collect Fred and George for being naughty boys. They find a fabulous tree, with a single Christmas Ball hanging from it, and rudely find out it is a port key to the North Pole where they meet Santa. Santa (who looks a lot like Hagrid) explains the purpose of the Krampus and how he's a seriously misunderstood creature. Harry convinces Santa that Fred and George are wrongly placed on the naughty list. Santa returns with them to the forbidden forest just in time to save Fred and George. Santa provides them with a fabulous tree for the Great Hall and then returns to the North Pole with the Krampus. |
 etotheipi  | 17 Nov 2018 7:44 p.m. PST |
The Fast and the Furious 9: Snow Drift It takes a Christmas miracle for an ad hoc gang of ne'er do wells with hearts of gold to dodge greed, bullets, and fatwas in order to steal the illicit cash delivery a drug lord is laundering for a terrorist organization so they can raise enough money to save the orphanage before the kids get kicked out at midnight on December 24th, all the while not realizing that selling just one of their cars would pay off the mortgage and still feed and clothe all the ragamuffins for a year. Soundtrack by Disturbed featuring Pat Boone. |
 Parzival | 17 Nov 2018 9:21 p.m. PST |
I think etotheipi just won. |
 Legion 4 | 18 Nov 2018 9:20 a.m. PST |
Freddie meets Santa Claus Part 2 – Santi Claws meets Freddie Spin off – Santi Claws meets Jason, Freddie and Krampus Santi Claws meets Krampus – the final battle And a comedy: WH40K Santa joins the Space Marines [No real plot outlines necessary … ] 
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| Gunfreak | 18 Nov 2018 10:37 a.m. PST |
Spreading Christmas joy.
A sequel to Outbreak.
A lethal hemorrhagic fever called joy is spreading across the globe. After a thrilling ride it's discovered joy is spread by Santa, his elfs And his reindeers. So in the end to stop the spread all the world's ICMBs blows up the north pole, with santa, Mrs Claus, and everyone else. But just before the end titles, you see a bloody coughing elf climb up from the artic waters and starts walking towards a lit up festiv Canadian village. Dum Dum Dum…. |
| TW200abc | 18 Nov 2018 1:08 p.m. PST |
Laughing at David Manley. That was the movie I was going to suggest! |
| Frederick | 19 Nov 2018 12:45 p.m. PST |
An Alien Christmas Story The crew of a mining ship discover an alien Easter Egg than explodes one of the crew's face, leading to Santa Claus busting out of the crewman's tummy A Very Vader Christmas In which Darth Vader is visited by the ghosts of Star Wars past, present and yet to be |
| Old Contemptibles | 19 Nov 2018 1:01 p.m. PST |
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| Gunfreak | 19 Nov 2018 1:46 p.m. PST |
The Christmas shopping. The family Griswald goes to the mall to do the Christmas shopping. Nothing happens, nothing goes wrong. They are safely home in less than two hours, with all theirs needs satisfied. The end. |
| Old Wolfman | 20 Nov 2018 7:52 a.m. PST |
Saw the MST3K version of that one ,Rallynow. Mike & the Bots had quite a time w/ it. And Jonah w/the bots doing a job on "The Christmas That Almost Wasn't" |
| Old Contemptibles | 24 Nov 2018 8:01 p.m. PST |
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| Old Wolfman | 28 Nov 2018 8:21 a.m. PST |
Not to mention Joel and the bots with "Santa Claus Conquers The Martians". |
| Old Wolfman | 28 Nov 2018 8:24 a.m. PST |
And for some silly fun,"Grumpy Cat's Worst Christmas Ever". |
adds APCs to his Israeli forces.