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Oldhammer LOTR – Dwarf Quest 3 Battle Report Part 1
Oldhammer Skirmish Battle Report Part 1
Welcome to the long belated Dwarf Quest 3, an Oldhammer skirmish battle report.
When last we left you, 3 teams of Dwarf adventurers teamed up with Gondorian Wizards to teleport to 3 islands located to the west of Middle Earth.
This is the tale of team 3 led by Balin and Bugman, mighty heroes of Dwarvenkind.
We take you now to the action as our doughty adventurers materialize in a bright flash of light to find themselves on a somber rocky island…
Left to Right: Foaming Mad Furrikson, Balin, Napper, the Wizard Otto, Lobelia the Hobbit, Pickles the Master Mapper, Master Brewer Joseph Bugman, and Guts the Adventurer
Left to Right: Pickles, Master Brewer Joseph Bugman, and Guts the Adventurer
Bugman: My psychiatrist tells me I should have a more positive outlook on life! This place must be important! I can feel it.
Pickles: (squints at his map) I think…. this might be Valinor! The Blessed Isle! OR… it could also be the… errr… the Valley of Ultimate Darkness? Now it says… we are in Hobb's End!
Bugman: What is wrong with your map?
Pickles: Ever since those Wizards came to Moria my map has been acting wierd. Then again there must be spotty reception out here in the middle of nowhere. My map is only showing 1 bar!
Guts: I dont think this is the Blessed Isle, where are the Valar – powerful majestic angelic beings? And all the haughty hoity-toity Elves? I got a baaaad feeling about this…
Bugman: Did George Lucas write your dialogue?
Left to Right: Wizard Otto, Lobelia the Hobbit
Lobelia: So let me get this straight… you are the only one with the gizmo that can send us back to Moria?
Otto: Yes, this Portkey is our only escape, and Im the only one who can use it.
Lobelia: Guard the wizard at all costs!
Left to Right: Foaming Mad Furrikson, Balin, Napper
Balin: Something whispers to me… there are fell voices in the air. Be on guard…
Chaos Dwarves: Yes, milord…
A tall slender woman appears before our heroes
Bugman: Ahh, hello Lady of this lovely land!
The Pale Lady: Welcome adventurers, you have journeyed far and are weary. Follow me to your destiny…
Bugman: (to his fellow Dwarves) See, what did I tell you negative nellies!
Pickles: (scratches his chin and whispers) …the Isle of Mirdorog-Naht. Thats where we are! I dont like the sound of this place at all…
Bugman: Nonsense, look we have a guide to escort us to our destiny!
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