"Did someone request a shower?" Topic

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(name deleted) sanitary ware company specializes in producing all kinds of high and low grade shower rooms, simple shower rooms, shower and other bathroom products.

The company has advanced, efficient and rigorous management mode, excellent production equipment, first-class technical force, ensure that we can produce fine products on time, high quality business team, perfect marketing network, and ensure that we provide customers with high quality service in pre-sale, sale and after sale.

Management, the full implementation of standardized international quality management standards, in order to achieve the product (convenient, practical, high-quality) requirements. Over the years, the company has been in line with (quality brand, brand occupied the market, with credibility and service to continue the market) business philosophy. And get the praise of the business. Let us stand in an invincible position in the competitive market.

Customer support is the source of the development of the company, we will always adhere to the purpose of quality based, to spare no effort to explore innovation, loyal to the broad masses of customers to cooperate sincerely to create brilliant.

OUCH!!! Who flushed the toilet?

If you think that's bad, wait until you try to read the translated-to-English instructions for installing the shower…

Zephyr1 LOL

That's hilarious.

Let us stand in an invincible position in the competitive market.

Best line in the whole thing. Who wouldn't want that?

As if written by an algorithm.

Ah, those warm spray against my back!!!

Even the Chinese have heard about wargamers…