"If WW2 were a PC strategy game" Topic

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20 Jul 2005 5:06 p.m. PST
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Xintao	20 Jul 2005 3:14 p.m. PST
Hitler[AoE] has joined the game. Eisenhower has joined the game. paTTon has joined the game. Churchill has joined the game. benny-tow has joined the game. T0J0 has joined the game. Roosevelt has joined the game. Stalin has joined the game. deGaulle has joined the game. Roosevelt: hey sup T0J0: y0 Stalin: hi Churchill: hi deGaulle: hey guys no rushing k? Hitler[AoE]: yeah w/e, hey cool i start with panzer tanks! paTTon: lol more like panzy tanks T0J0: loloololololololololol Roosevelt: o this fockin sucks i got a depression! benny-tow: haha america sux Stalin: hey hitler you dont fight me i dont fight u, cool? Hitler[AoE]; sure whatever Stalin: cool deGaulle: ** Hitler rushed i said no rush deGaulle: some1 help Hitler[AoE]: lol byebye frenchy Roosevelt: i dont got to help, sry Churchill: wtf the luftwaffle is attacking me Roosevelt: get antiair guns Churchill: i cant afford them Churchill: this map sucks not enough resources on my island Churchill: who picked this n00b map? benny-tow: hey! u fags know what team talk is? paTTon: stfu Roosevelt: o yah hit the navajo button guys Churchill: w/e deGaulle: eisenhower ur worthless come help me quick Eisenhower: i cant do ** til rosevelt gives me an army paTTon: yah hurry the fock up Eisenhower: i thought emperorHH was Japan? T0J0: he's letting me play for him Eisenhower: you can't play his team assh0le Eisenhower: you have the same IP Churchill: d00d im gettin pounded deGaulle: this is fockin weak u guys suck deGaulle has left the game. Roosevelt: im gonna go pwn the axis k? benny-tow: with what? ur wheelchair? benny-tow: lol did u mess up ur legs AND ur head? Hitler[AoE]: ROFLMAO T0J0: lol o no america im comin 4 u Roosevelt: wtf! thats bullsh1t u fags im gunna kick ur asses T0JO: not without ur harbors u wont! lol Roosevelt: hey you never clicked to break alliance! Roosevelt: cheap Hitler[AoE]: wtf Hitler[AoE]: america cheats, u had depression and now u got a huge fockin army Hitler[AoE]: thats bullsh1t u hacker Hitler[AoE]: im gonna report you Churchill: lol no more france for u hitler Hitler[AoE]: tojo help me! T0J0: wtf u want me to do, im on the other side of the world retard Hitler[AoE]: fine ill clear you a path Stalin: u arsshole! WE HAD A FoCKIN TRUCE Hitler[AoE]: i changed my mind lol benny-tow: haha benny-tow: hey ur losing ur guys in africa im gonna need help in italy soon sum1 T0J0: o ** i cant help u i got my hands full Hitler[AoE]: im 2 busy 2 help Roosevelt: yah thats right *** im comin for ya Stalin: church help me Churchill: like u helped me before? sure ill just sit here Stalin: dont be an ass Churchill: dont be a commie. oops too late Eisenhower: LOL benny-tow: hahahh benny-tow: u suck benny-tow: oh benny-tow: help Hitler[AoE]: o man ur fokked benny-tow: help Hitler[AoE]: i'm coming paTTon: 2 late 4 u haha paTTon: oh what now biotch Roosevelt: whos the cripple now lol benny-tow has been eliminated. benny-tow: lame Eisenhower: pwned Roosevelt: gj patton paTTon: thnx Hitler[AoE]: eisenhower hax hes killing all my Hitler[AoE]: quit u hacker so u dont ruin my record Eisenhower: Nuts! benny~tow: wtf that mean? Eisenhower: meant to say nutsack lol finger slipped paTTon: coming to get u hitler u paper hanging hun cocksocker Stalin: rofl T0J0: HAHAHHAA Hitler[AoE]: u guys are fockin gay Hitler[AoE]: ur never getting in my city Hitler[AoE] has been eliminated. benny~tow: OMG u noob you killed yourself Eisenhower: ROFLOLOLOL Stalin: OMG LMAO! Hitler[AoE]: i didnt click there omg this game blows Hitler[AoE] has left the game paTTon: hahahhah T0J0: not fair i have crappy teammates benny~tow: shut up noob Roosevelt: haha wut a moron paTTon: wtf am i gunna do now? Eisenhower: yah me too T0J0: why dont u attack me o thats right u dont got enuff ships lololol T0J0: you can't invade my huge army Eisenhower: fock u paTTon: lemme go thru ur base commie Stalin: go to hell lol paTTon: phone call. fock this im goin afk so don't attack me Eisenhower: yah this is gay Roosevelt has left the game. Hitler[AoE]: wtf? Eisenhower: now we need some1 to join tru_m4n has joined the game. tru_m4n: hi all T0J0: hey Stalin: sup Churchill: hi tru_m4n: OMG OMG OMG i got all his stuff! paTTon: i'm back tru_m4n: NUKES! HOLY ** I GOT NUKES Stalin: d00d gimmie some plz tru_m4n: no way i only got like a couple Stalin: omg dont be gay gimmie nuculer secrets paTTon: u don't be gay paTTon: oh wait u already are Stalin: gimme nukes you bastarrds T0J0: wtf is nukes? T0J0: holy holy holy*! T0J0: superweapons are for n00bs !@#$()@ T0J0: i thought we turned them off T0J0 has been eliminated. The Allied team has won the game! Eisenhower: awesome! T0J0: rematch benny-tow: yeah no cheater usa this time Churchill: gg noobs no re T0J0: thats bull**** u fockin suck T0J0 has left the game. Eisenhower has left the game. Stalin: next game im not going to be on ur team, u guys didnt help me for **** Churchill: wutever, we didnt need ur help neway dumbarss tru_m4n: l8r all benny~tow: bye Churchill: l8r Stalin: f u all Stalin: [censored] tru_m4n: shut up commie lol tru_m4n has left the game. benny~tow: lololol u commie Churchill: ROFL Churchill: bye commie Churchill has left the game. benny~tow has left the game. Stalin: i hate u all fags paTTon: suck it Stalin: lmao paTTon: up yours paTTon: you start with huge army but your tactics suck paTTon: so stfu and leave Stalin: you suck HAHAHA last word! Stalin has left the game. paTTon: lol no1 is left paTTon: weeeee i got a jeep paTTon has been eliminated. paTTon: o ! paTTon has left the game.
Tony Aguilar	20 Jul 2005 4:46 p.m. PST
HAHAHA this is a classic!
TredHedJon	20 Jul 2005 6:21 p.m. PST
Hehehehe nice
Centurio Prime	20 Jul 2005 6:34 p.m. PST
LOL thats great
SauveQuiPeut	20 Jul 2005 6:45 p.m. PST
ROFL That's brilliant
Dragon Gunner	20 Jul 2005 6:54 p.m. PST
Thanks for my morning laugh.
Ratbone	21 Jul 2005 6:31 a.m. PST
where'd you get this?
elsyrsyn	21 Jul 2005 6:45 a.m. PST
Excellent. Doug
McKinstry	21 Jul 2005 7:10 a.m. PST
Very very funny.
TERMINATOR	21 Jul 2005 8:20 a.m. PST
This is great!
Rod Langway	21 Jul 2005 10:08 a.m. PST
It is funny, Saw it posted on the comp.sys.ibm.pc.games.war-historical ng a few weeks back.
Streitax	21 Jul 2005 10:19 a.m. PST
Great indeed. I managed to follow most of it, only because I have a filthy mind, but some of the abbreviations did throw the old coger for a loop. You can tell who doesn't chat online.
Jemima Fawr	21 Jul 2005 2:06 p.m. PST
Er shouldn't Eisenhower and Roosevelt have joined the game last? ;o)
Rattlehead	21 Jul 2005 3:49 p.m. PST
LOL! Hilarious! Thanks for the laugh! Brandon rattleheadgames.com
MiniGuy	21 Jul 2005 10:02 p.m. PST
What the hell??
Griefbringer	21 Jul 2005 11:44 p.m. PST
Also in this version Pearl Harbour seems to happen before operation Barbarossa… Griefbringer
CPBelt	22 Jul 2005 5:39 a.m. PST
What a hoot. "Churchill: this map sucks not enough resources on my island / Churchill: who picked this n00b map?" I loved it.
companycmd	22 Jul 2005 9:04 a.m. PST
thats the funniest thing I have ever read here.
shaloop	22 Jul 2005 9:48 a.m. PST
Hilarious. Thanks for posting it.
MiniGuy	22 Jul 2005 7:26 p.m. PST
c'mon,it's pretty stupid.
Gaijin79	15 Nov 2005 4:59 p.m. PST
Funny. Reminds me of Hearts of Iron events just scrolling by.
Daryl G	15 Nov 2005 6:56 p.m. PST
great… the LOTR one is good also.