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20 Jul 2005 6:06 p.m. PST
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Xintao20 Jul 2005 4:14 p.m. PST

*Hitler[AoE] has joined the game.*
*Eisenhower has joined the game.*
*paTTon has joined the game.*
*Churchill has joined the game.*
*benny-tow has joined the game.*
*T0J0 has joined the game.*
*Roosevelt has joined the game.*
*Stalin has joined the game.*
*deGaulle has joined the game.*
Roosevelt: hey sup
T0J0: y0
Stalin: hi
Churchill: hi
deGaulle: hey guys no rushing k?
Hitler[AoE]: yeah w/e, hey cool i start with panzer tanks!
paTTon: lol more like panzy tanks
T0J0: loloololololololololol
Roosevelt: o this fockin sucks i got a depression!
benny-tow: haha america sux
Stalin: hey hitler you dont fight me i dont fight u, cool?
Hitler[AoE]; sure whatever
Stalin: cool
deGaulle: **** Hitler rushed i said no rush
deGaulle: some1 help
Hitler[AoE]: lol byebye frenchy
Roosevelt: i dont got **** to help, sry
Churchill: wtf the luftwaffle is attacking me
Roosevelt: get antiair guns
Churchill: i cant afford them
Churchill: this map sucks not enough resources on my island
Churchill: who picked this n00b map?
benny-tow: hey! u fags know what team talk is?
paTTon: stfu
Roosevelt: o yah hit the navajo button guys
Churchill: w/e
deGaulle: eisenhower ur worthless come help me quick
Eisenhower: i cant do **** til rosevelt gives me an army
paTTon: yah hurry the fock up
Eisenhower: i thought emperorHH was Japan?
T0J0: he's letting me play for him
Eisenhower: you can't play his team assh0le
Eisenhower: you have the same IP
Churchill: d00d im gettin pounded
deGaulle: this is fockin weak u guys suck
*deGaulle has left the game.*
Roosevelt: im gonna go pwn the axis k?
benny-tow: with what? ur wheelchair?
benny-tow: lol did u mess up ur legs AND ur head?
Hitler[AoE]: ROFLMAO
T0J0: lol o no america im comin 4 u
Roosevelt: wtf! thats bullsh1t u fags im gunna kick ur asses
T0JO: not without ur harbors u wont! lol
Roosevelt: hey you never clicked to break alliance!
Roosevelt: cheap
Hitler[AoE]: wtf
Hitler[AoE]: america cheats, u had depression and now u got a huge fockin army
Hitler[AoE]: thats bullsh1t u hacker
Hitler[AoE]: im gonna report you
Churchill: lol no more france for u hitler
Hitler[AoE]: tojo help me!
T0J0: wtf u want me to do, im on the other side of the world retard
Hitler[AoE]: fine ill clear you a path
Stalin: Bleeped text u arsshole! WE HAD A FoCKIN TRUCE
Hitler[AoE]: i changed my mind lol
benny-tow: haha
benny-tow: hey ur losing ur guys in africa im gonna need help in italy soon sum1
T0J0: o **** i cant help u i got my hands full
Hitler[AoE]: im 2 busy 2 help
Roosevelt: yah thats right ***** im comin for ya
Stalin: church help me
Churchill: like u helped me before? sure ill just sit here
Stalin: dont be an ass
Churchill: dont be a commie. oops too late
Eisenhower: LOL
benny-tow: hahahh
benny-tow: u suck
benny-tow: oh Bleeped text
benny-tow: help
Hitler[AoE]: o man ur fokked
benny-tow: help
Hitler[AoE]: i'm coming
paTTon: 2 late 4 u haha
paTTon: oh what now biotch
Roosevelt: whos the cripple now lol
*benny-tow has been eliminated.*
benny-tow: lame
Eisenhower: pwned
Roosevelt: gj patton
paTTon: thnx
Hitler[AoE]: Bleeped text eisenhower hax hes killing all my Bleeped text
Hitler[AoE]: quit u hacker so u dont ruin my record
Eisenhower: Nuts!
benny~tow: wtf that mean?
Eisenhower: meant to say nutsack lol finger slipped
paTTon: coming to get u hitler u paper hanging hun cocksocker
Stalin: rofl
Hitler[AoE]: u guys are fockin gay
Hitler[AoE]: ur never getting in my city
*Hitler[AoE] has been eliminated.*
benny~tow: OMG u noob you killed yourself
Eisenhower: ROFLOLOLOL
Stalin: OMG LMAO!
Hitler[AoE]: Bleeped text i didnt click there omg this game blows
*Hitler[AoE] has left the game*
paTTon: hahahhah
T0J0: not fair i have crappy teammates
benny~tow: shut up noob
Roosevelt: haha wut a moron
paTTon: wtf am i gunna do now?
Eisenhower: yah me too
T0J0: why dont u attack me o thats right u dont got enuff ships lololol
T0J0: you can't invade my huge army
Eisenhower: fock u
paTTon: lemme go thru ur base commie
Stalin: go to hell lol
paTTon: phone call. fock this Bleeped text im goin afk so don't attack me
Eisenhower: yah this is gay
*Roosevelt has left the game.*
Hitler[AoE]: wtf?
Eisenhower: Bleeped text now we need some1 to join
*tru_m4n has joined the game.*
tru_m4n: hi all
T0J0: hey
Stalin: sup
Churchill: hi
tru_m4n: OMG OMG OMG i got all his stuff!
paTTon: i'm back
tru_m4n: NUKES! HOLY **** I GOT NUKES
Stalin: d00d gimmie some plz
tru_m4n: no way i only got like a couple
Stalin: omg dont be gay gimmie nuculer secrets
paTTon: u don't be gay
paTTon: oh wait u already are
Stalin: gimme nukes you bastarrds
T0J0: wtf is nukes?
T0J0: holy **** holy**** holy****!
T0J0: superweapons are for n00bs !@#$()*@
T0J0: i thought we turned them off
*T0J0 has been eliminated.*
*The Allied team has won the game!*
Eisenhower: awesome!
T0J0: rematch
benny-tow: yeah no cheater usa this time
Churchill: gg noobs no re
T0J0: thats bull**** u fockin suck
*T0J0 has left the game.*
*Eisenhower has left the game.*
Stalin: next game im not going to be on ur team, u guys didnt help me for ****
Churchill: wutever, we didnt need ur help neway dumbarss
tru_m4n: l8r all
benny~tow: bye
Churchill: l8r
Stalin: f u all
Stalin: [censored]
tru_m4n: shut up commie lol
*tru_m4n has left the game.*
benny~tow: lololol u commie
Churchill: ROFL
Churchill: bye commie
*Churchill has left the game.*
*benny~tow has left the game.*
Stalin: i hate u all fags
paTTon: suck it
Stalin: lmao
paTTon: up yours
paTTon: you start with huge army but your tactics suck
paTTon: so stfu and leave
Stalin: you suck HAHAHA last word!
*Stalin has left the game.*
paTTon: lol no1 is left
paTTon: weeeee i got a jeep
*paTTon has been eliminated.*
paTTon: o Bleeped text!
*paTTon has left the game.*

Tony Aguilar20 Jul 2005 5:46 p.m. PST

HAHAHA this is a classic!

TredHedJon20 Jul 2005 7:21 p.m. PST

Hehehehe nice

Centurio Prime20 Jul 2005 7:34 p.m. PST

LOL thats great

SauveQuiPeut20 Jul 2005 7:45 p.m. PST


That's brilliant

Dragon Gunner20 Jul 2005 7:54 p.m. PST

Thanks for my morning laugh.

Ratbone21 Jul 2005 7:31 a.m. PST

where'd you get this?

elsyrsyn21 Jul 2005 7:45 a.m. PST



McKinstry Fezian21 Jul 2005 8:10 a.m. PST

Very very funny.

TERMINATOR21 Jul 2005 9:20 a.m. PST

This is great!

Rod Langway21 Jul 2005 11:08 a.m. PST

It is funny,

Saw it posted on the ng a few weeks back.

Streitax21 Jul 2005 11:19 a.m. PST

Great indeed. I managed to follow most of it, only because I have a filthy mind, but some of the abbreviations did throw the old coger for a loop. You can tell who doesn't chat online.

Jemima Fawr21 Jul 2005 3:06 p.m. PST

Er shouldn't Eisenhower and Roosevelt have joined the game last? ;o)

Rattlehead21 Jul 2005 4:49 p.m. PST

LOL! Hilarious!

Thanks for the laugh!


MiniGuy21 Jul 2005 11:02 p.m. PST

What the hell??

Griefbringer22 Jul 2005 12:44 a.m. PST

Also in this version Pearl Harbour seems to happen before operation Barbarossa…


CPBelt22 Jul 2005 6:39 a.m. PST

What a hoot. "Churchill: this map sucks not enough resources on my island / Churchill: who picked this n00b map?" I loved it.

companycmd22 Jul 2005 10:04 a.m. PST

thats the funniest thing I have ever read here.

shaloop22 Jul 2005 10:48 a.m. PST

Hilarious. Thanks for posting it.

MiniGuy22 Jul 2005 8:26 p.m. PST

c'mon,it's pretty stupid.

Gaijin7915 Nov 2005 5:59 p.m. PST

Funny. Reminds me of Hearts of Iron events just scrolling by.

Daryl G15 Nov 2005 7:56 p.m. PST

great… the LOTR one is good also.

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