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Personal logo Editor in Chief Bill The Editor of TMP Fezian01 Apr 2018 5:56 a.m. PST

As per TMP tradition, check your TMP profile to discover your 'weakness.' grin

(Also, happy Easter! And happy Passover!)

Katzbalger01 Apr 2018 6:17 a.m. PST

Yes, it is very annoying to have to stop in the middle of a battle to drink the blood of my (slain, presumably) opponents. I just wish I had more willpower--and was able to at least wait till the end of the battle.

And a fine Easter to everyone, as well.


Cacique Caribe01 Apr 2018 6:39 a.m. PST

"Regrets selling his doomsday bunker"

LOL. I learned long ago to always have a back up plan. :)


Dave Jackson Supporting Member of TMP01 Apr 2018 6:53 a.m. PST

Which is why I continue to buy miniatures….after all, those nightmares of running out are horrifying…

Wackmole9 Supporting Member of TMP01 Apr 2018 7:00 a.m. PST

Has nightmares about running out of minis to paint.

HA! Have you seen my Garage. I'am complete safe, but maybe Ill go online and pick up a few new ones just in case.


mjkerner Supporting Member of TMP01 Apr 2018 8:07 a.m. PST

Yes, I am in fact teaching my pet monkey how to paint. I'm way behind…

ZULUPAUL Supporting Member of TMP01 Apr 2018 8:36 a.m. PST

Dang! How did you know about my sparkly Vampires??? Dang Russian spies! LOL

CC didn't regret selling his bunker, it was underwater anyway!

Stryderg01 Apr 2018 8:41 a.m. PST

We're going to tell the kids to go out and find the Easter Eggs…that we didn't hide! Happy Easter/April Fools day.

robert piepenbrink Supporting Member of TMP01 Apr 2018 8:43 a.m. PST

"Taken prisoner at Cold Wars."

Multiple times. And the dealers keep raising their ransom demands.

wrgmr101 Apr 2018 8:46 a.m. PST

ZuluPaul, my sparkly vampires vs your sparkly vampires! Quite the game!

Legion 401 Apr 2018 9:10 a.m. PST

Well on Easter … my weakness has to do with some traditional [for some !] foods pie and candy of course ! evil grin

Dadster Supporting Member of TMP01 Apr 2018 9:26 a.m. PST


My weakness is my army of Sparkling Vampires no doubt led by Edward Cullen. Downside they only fight in overcast weather during the day. And only understand commands in Pacific Northwest Speak. Their strength quite photogenic…

Legion 401 Apr 2018 9:28 a.m. PST

Wait ! My Weakness is being a WWIII Veteran !??!?!? huh? I will neither confirm nor deny those rumors ! evil grin

[fixed after Bill corrected me !] But I still will not confirm or deny ! laugh

Personal logo Editor in Chief Bill The Editor of TMP Fezian01 Apr 2018 9:54 a.m. PST

Wait ! My Weakness is being a WWII Veteran !??!?!?

Um, WWIII, not WWII… grin

panzerCDR01 Apr 2018 9:58 a.m. PST

"Taken prisoner at Cold Wars."

If only! I wouldn't want to be exchanged.

Legion 401 Apr 2018 9:59 a.m. PST

DOH ! After getting my cataracts "fixed" I can't read anything close up without glasses !!!! LOL ! evil grin

jambo101 Apr 2018 10:14 a.m. PST

Just noticed that my profile had my "weakness" on it. Nice one!!!

athun2501 Apr 2018 10:47 a.m. PST

Running out of figures to paint?? Not in a couple of lifetimes!!

Royal Air Force01 Apr 2018 11:20 a.m. PST

"His wargames room is his underground bunker."

Isn't everyone's?

Personal logo Florida Tory Supporting Member of TMP01 Apr 2018 11:38 a.m. PST

"Only participates in tournaments to meet all the hot chicks."

evil grinevil grinevil grin


Frederick Supporting Member of TMP01 Apr 2018 1:20 p.m. PST

"Once witnessed the OFM"

And that's something that's burned into my brain!

Gunfreak Supporting Member of TMP In the TMP Dawghouse01 Apr 2018 2:14 p.m. PST

Is drinking the blood of your enemies a weakness? Sounds more like a super power.

Sadly my sparkly vampires will die soon as the sparkly paint the use is filled with toxic garlicphosphates.

Cacique Caribe01 Apr 2018 2:50 p.m. PST

ZULUPAUL: "CC didn't regret selling his bunker, it was underwater anyway!"

Actually, it was the only part of my house that was waterproof. :)


Personal logo StoneMtnMinis Supporting Member of TMP01 Apr 2018 4:59 p.m. PST


You haven't seen the figures I paint.


tkdguy01 Apr 2018 10:12 p.m. PST

"Has nightmares about running out of minis to paint."


Bill, how did you know? Can you read minds?

The Angry Piper02 Apr 2018 11:06 a.m. PST

I missed my weakness.

Perhaps my weakness is not checking my TMP profile often enough?

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