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Tango0113 Mar 2018 10:09 p.m. PST

Well… looks more a mature woman to me… (smile)

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Personal logo Tacitus Supporting Member of TMP13 Mar 2018 11:55 p.m. PST

I'm sorry, but that face couldn't shiver me timbers. Me stomach maybe, but not me timbers. Where's the plank?

15th Hussar14 Mar 2018 1:38 a.m. PST

Always remember, there's treasure below, Tacitus!

zoneofcontrol14 Mar 2018 7:32 a.m. PST

Tacitus +1

I didn't realize she also had a face.

Tango0114 Mar 2018 12:08 p.m. PST

Tacitus + 2

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coopman14 Mar 2018 1:52 p.m. PST

Wow, it's Joy Behar the Pirate!

Sargonarhes14 Mar 2018 4:55 p.m. PST

coopman wins the internets with that comment.

Personal logo Editor in Chief Bill The Editor of TMP Fezian14 Mar 2018 6:48 p.m. PST

She looks better when you've had a few rums… grin

Tango0115 Mar 2018 10:46 a.m. PST

(smile)

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JimSelzer15 Mar 2018 2:26 p.m. PST

a face only a sailor at sea could love

Tango0116 Mar 2018 10:42 a.m. PST

Ha-Ha-Ha… you are bad my friend!…


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Oberlindes Sol LIC Supporting Member of TMP16 Mar 2018 3:57 p.m. PST

This is actually the best application for the "put your head on a miniature" offer.

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Joy Behar would make a great 25mm pirate figure:

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Oberlindes Sol LIC Supporting Member of TMP16 Mar 2018 4:03 p.m. PST

I actually like the pirate miniature.

The weapons are not oversized at all, although the earrings look like they would pull her ears off, unless they are bamboo painted to look like gold.

She looks old enough and tough enough to be in command of a pirate crew. The high heels are plausible, as she would want to minimize the height difference between herself and the men in her crew.

The exposed breasts suggest, however, that she is actually a middle-aged Vegas hoofer playing in a baudy production of Pirates of Penzance in some off-Strip venue.

Covert Walrus14 Jul 2018 9:23 p.m. PST

Oberlindes, records indicate that at least one female pirate in real life would open her shirt in *exactly* this fashion while taking over a ship. Just to inform the defeated crew they had been beaten by a woman.

Oberlindes Sol LIC Supporting Member of TMP16 Jul 2018 5:30 p.m. PST

Covert Walrus, that would also tend to distract any holdouts among the defeated crew while the pirates snuck up from behind.

von Schwartz23 Dec 2018 7:49 p.m. PST

As a topless Joy Behar a few rums wouldn't do it, need to get me totally unconscious, just to stifle my gag reflex.

Tango0125 Dec 2018 3:25 p.m. PST

Ha-Ha-Ha….!


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