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Tango0113 Mar 2018 10:09 p.m. PST

Well… looks more a mature woman to me… (smile)

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Personal logo Tacitus Supporting Member of TMP13 Mar 2018 11:55 p.m. PST

I'm sorry, but that face couldn't shiver me timbers. Me stomach maybe, but not me timbers. Where's the plank?

Andrew Preziosi Supporting Member of TMP14 Mar 2018 1:38 a.m. PST

Always remember, there's treasure below, Tacitus!

zoneofcontrol14 Mar 2018 7:32 a.m. PST

Tacitus +1

I didn't realize she also had a face.

Tango0114 Mar 2018 12:08 p.m. PST

Tacitus + 2


coopman Supporting Member of TMP14 Mar 2018 1:52 p.m. PST

Wow, it's Joy Behar the Pirate!

Sargonarhes14 Mar 2018 4:55 p.m. PST

coopman wins the internets with that comment.

Personal logo Editor in Chief Bill The Editor of TMP Fezian14 Mar 2018 6:48 p.m. PST

She looks better when you've had a few rums… grin

Tango0115 Mar 2018 10:46 a.m. PST



Jim Selzer15 Mar 2018 2:26 p.m. PST

a face only a sailor at sea could love

Tango0116 Mar 2018 10:42 a.m. PST

Ha-Ha-Ha… you are bad my friend!…


Oberlindes Sol LIC16 Mar 2018 3:57 p.m. PST

This is actually the best application for the "put your head on a miniature" offer.

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Joy Behar would make a great 25mm pirate figure:



Oberlindes Sol LIC16 Mar 2018 4:03 p.m. PST

I actually like the pirate miniature.

The weapons are not oversized at all, although the earrings look like they would pull her ears off, unless they are bamboo painted to look like gold.

She looks old enough and tough enough to be in command of a pirate crew. The high heels are plausible, as she would want to minimize the height difference between herself and the men in her crew.

The exposed breasts suggest, however, that she is actually a middle-aged Vegas hoofer playing in a baudy production of Pirates of Penzance in some off-Strip venue.

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