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03 Mar 2018 12:56 p.m. PST
by Editor in Chief Bill

  • Changed title from "Nicolas Cage Navigates the Post-Apocalypse in the,,," to "Nicolas Cage Navigates the Post-Apocalypse in the..."

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Tango01 Supporting Member of TMP03 Mar 2018 10:27 a.m. PST

… Nutty New ‘The Humanity Bureau' Tráiler,

"Nicolas Cage is at it again! The king of goofy DTV adventure movies is going post-apocalyptic (again) in his latest poorly CGI'ed endeavor, The Humanity Bureau. Cage stars a Noah Cross, a caseworker in a ravaged America, where climate changed has ravaged the world's resources. In an attempt to turn around the dire economic recession, the government institutes an agency that exiles the citizens deemed unproductive to a colony known as "New Eden". If you've ever read a book or seen a movie, you probably guessed that that's some Bleeped text, and it's only a matter of time before Cross realizes he's been a handyman in the unjust disposal of innocents and turns his life upside down to save the life of a single mother and her son, and expose the truths of The Humanity Bureau in the process.

Nicolas Cage? Check. Post-apocalypse? Check. Weird CGI photo of Donald Trump for added timeliness? Check? Yep! This thing looks ridiculous, and I'm in! Cage has been on a bit of a roll lately with Mom and Dad and Mandy, but this one looks like some good old fashioned Cage-ian cheese…"
Main page with video here



Oberlindes Sol LIC Supporting Member of TMP03 Mar 2018 12:08 p.m. PST

A man's gotta make a living somehow, and he's doing what he knows how to do. Not every project is going to Leaving Las Vegas or even Raising Arizona.

Twilight Samurai Supporting Member of TMP03 Mar 2018 7:55 p.m. PST

He needs a bigger gun for the Wasteland.

Tango01 Supporting Member of TMP04 Mar 2018 2:23 p.m. PST



Legion 404 Mar 2018 3:27 p.m. PST

Wait !? A guy who is an actor is in another movie or show of some type ?!?!? huh? I'm shocked ! Shocked I tell you ! wink

CAPTAIN BEEFHEART06 Mar 2018 7:21 a.m. PST

What an original story idea! It's been only done about 70 or 80 times yet still seems fresh and unique. I can't wait to miss it. We should give thanks that it finally got the epic treatment it deserves.

Cacique Caribe Inactive Member07 Mar 2018 9:11 p.m. PST

"where climate changed has ravaged the world's resources"

Interesting wording … and what a novel concept.


Gaz004508 Mar 2018 1:14 a.m. PST

Just been broadcast on Spanish tv this week, some interesting concepts but very broken in telling the story……

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