"Old West Insults & Sayings" Topic

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Tango01	11 Dec 2017 12:29 p.m. PST
"Looking for a quick comeback or insult? Here's a few from the Old West sure to get the job done…." Main page link Amicalement Armand
mwindsorfw	11 Dec 2017 1:15 p.m. PST
I'm a little suspicious. The photo of a "buzzard" featured a fairly handsome bird not found (as far as I can tell) in North America. Around here (Fort Worth), "buzzard" means a Turkey Vulture link or a Black Vulture link Both are wonderfully created for sticking their head inside a carcass, but are decidedly ugly.
Choctaw	11 Dec 2017 3:22 p.m. PST
Yep, our buzzards south of Red River are definitely on the ugly side. Good post, Armand.
Gone Fishing	11 Dec 2017 3:59 p.m. PST
Great fun. Very good find, Armand!
Max Schnell	11 Dec 2017 6:27 p.m. PST
LOL, thanks
Tango01	12 Dec 2017 11:36 a.m. PST
A votre service mes amis!. (smile) Amicalement Armand
Cacique Caribe	19 Dec 2017 12:09 p.m. PST
I'm gonna have to brush up on my Old West talk soon. I have some friends coming over in March who use all those old phrases and colorful jokes. Dan PS. This one I've actually experienced myself: "He was so mad he could bite himself."
capncarp	20 Dec 2017 7:30 p.m. PST
The one that got an got an honest chuckle out of me was "It was so dry, the bushes were following the dogs around."
Cacique Caribe	21 Dec 2017 9:02 p.m. PST
Ha! Good one too. Dan
DJCoaltrain	12 Jan 2018 9:23 p.m. PST
I was always partial to, "Don't squat with yer spurs on."

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