The British Empire's most humiliating colonial defeat.
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I need an army list for DBA or, preferably HOTT.
This may sound surprising, but I don't see the emus as hordes:
Dastardly British/Australian Forces:
1 x Australian Wheat Farmer: Magician general (based on his ability to make the government do really stupid stuff)
10 x Australian infantry: shooters
Stronghold: Wheat farm.
Noble Emu Forces:
3 x Big, aggressive emus: gods (based on their ability to outsmart and evade the Aussies)
13 x Smaller but still sneaky and aggressive emus: lurkers
Stronghold: truck filled with press and camera crew.
Alternatives: Minister of Defense George
Pearce Cleric general (okay, I know that sounds weird, but though Pearce seems to ge working for the bad guys, his only real effect is to nullify the strength of the Aussie command).