Narrator: Faster than a speeding bullet. More powerful than a locomotive. Able to leap tall buildings in a single bound.
Man 1: Look! Up in the sky! It's a bird.
Woman: It's a plane
Man 2: It's Super Fontina Cheese Man!
Narrator: Yes, it's Super Fontina Cheese Man, strange visitor from another planet who came to earth with powers and abilities far beyond those of mortal men.
Super Fontina Cheese Man, who can change the course of mighty rivers, bend steel in his bare hands. And who, disguised as Clark Kent…hmmm…OK…as Limburger cheese, a mild-mannered reporter for a great metropolitan newspaper, fights a never ending battle for truth, justice and the TMP way.
And now another exciting episode in the adventures of Super Fontina Cheese Man.
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