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Tango0112 Sep 2017 2:10 p.m. PST

… Star Wars Episode IX°in this Parody Trailer.

"Welp, Colin Treverrow definitely isn't directing the ninth film in the Skywalker saga, leaving a gap that Lucasfilm has yet to fill. In the meantime, this fake trailer lets us imagine what wonderful, terrible film future could await us.

Courtesy of The Late Show with Stephen Colbert, Werner Herzog's name can be added to the list. Colbert's mock trailer, complete with morose, heavily accented voiceover, does a beautiful job of imagining what Herzog's bleak take on the Star Wars universe would look like. (Not that he'd ever do it, but, I mean, I can dream.)

As the narrator intones: "A long time ago in a galaxy far, far away—as far away as a mother's affectionate glance or the cold touch of your sobbing lover—the evil First Order seeks control of the galaxy, forgetting that the galaxy itself is not but the infinite void. This is the way of things…"
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Personal logo nvdoyle Supporting Member of TMP12 Sep 2017 5:02 p.m. PST

Probably better than what's been put out of late so far.

Dave Jackson Supporting Member of TMP13 Sep 2017 4:44 a.m. PST

yea….I used to be into nihilism…..but that all seems so pointless now….

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