"GoT Season Finale: Deadpool" Topic

Need I say that there will be predictions based on SPOILERS???

It strikes me that these predictions are a bit like predicting Wrestlemania. All you need to know is who Vince MacMahon thinks will sell more PPVs in the future for wrestling.

Anyway, this Season Finale will have a lot of deaths. At 79 minutes, there's a lot of room for deaths.

Here are my predictions.

First off, lots and LOTS of redshirts.

Theon and Yara. The Iron Islands plots have had their shelf lives expire long ago.
Uncle Euron too. Good Riddance to over the top acting.

Ellaria Sand and What's her name, the cute Sand Snake with the bodacious tatas. No need to even show it. They're done. Boring, mis-handled sub-plot.

Clegane. One or both of them. At each other's hands.

Littlefinger. Dammit! He needs killin'! Which is why he will probably live to deceive another season.

Useful heroic types that we will miss badly.
Bronn, Edd, Podric.

The Wall. Although, both George and D&D are perverse enough to leave all that foreshadowing unfulfilled.

Beric Dondarrion. Someone more plot valuable will be killed, and he will sacrifice his 7th life with the Kiss of Life.

Jorah Mormont, in the most heroic death in the history of television.

The creepy substitute maester at Winterfell

Melissandre, possibly killed by Arya.
And she's lying about Varys, because he's safe. Maybe.

Gray Worm Just to break the heart of the cute and lovely Missandei.

Safe:
Dany
Jon
Tyrion
Jaime
Cersei (though not necessarily her fake baby)
The above are contracted for the next season for MILLIONS of dollars. This is a Vince McMahon type judgement call.

Sam, who is writing the Song of Ice and Fire
Gilly. So adorable that maybe she isn't safe after all.
Little Sam (I keep insisting that someone bred to be a White walker and rescued will have a HUGE role to play in the wars to come)

Sansa and Arya. Come on. S is beautiful, and A is adorable.
Bran. We need a spooky tripping inaccurate oracle.

Gendry. I think he is the son of Cersei and a legitimate Baratheon heir. That's Trouble for next season.

Third spearmen from the left. Lucky guy. But not the fourth.

Melissandre. I'm putting her on both lists.
Varys

Missaandei

Who's in your Deadpool?

I'll do the Klinger move … half of them dead and the other half pregnant.

Dan

Classic.

Theon's "out" was after rescuing Sansa. Since then he's limped along, making morale rolls with one too few dice. So his curtain call can't come till he accomplishes something else meaningful- I have no clue what that might be.

Euron's toast as soon as we break away from hijinks in the north.

The Martells in the dungeon are off the payroll. We're not going to see what Ser Gregor did with the Good Septa, either.

It just occurred to me, but I bet big bucks that the Wall comes down at end of the episode, as a cliffhanger for the last season.

Many of those on your hit list would really bum me out. But regarding the Clegane fight we all expect: we've been calling the zombified Mountain an undead for some time. So when the former brothers square off, might dragonglass figure into the fight? Or does it only affect wights and walkers? I can see it now, lots of hard knocks and knock-downs, but the Hound is slowly losing. Then in desperation he grasps the dragonglass dagger (or whatever he had last episode) and dispatches the Mountain, just as he himself expires. Eh? Eh? Too Mountain vs. Oberon?

Deadpool; Cersei's unborn baby and littlefinger and only a bit of a wall as a dragon huffs and puffs blue fire ..

The Mountain's…revivification, or whatever, was by different means. Though the notion of The Hound facing off against his brother may be too tempting a plotline for them to pass up.

Jorah's going to go all kamikaze for his khaleesi, and I, too hope it's an awesome end.

Bronn, Edd, Podric…. Hope not!!!

What about Brienne of Tarth???

Amicalement
Armand

Awww, man, for a second I thought Deadpool was gonna cameo star in GoT…

SBminisguy: "I thought Deadpool was gonna cameo star in GoT"

He did. His name is Clegane. :)

Dan

"We'll meet again, Clegane."
"F*cking hope not."

Classic lol.

My list pretty much struck out, didn't it?

You were 2 for 15 by quick count and that is if you include the wall coming down.

With prognostication skills like that you would make an excellent NFL draft analyst or weatherman but too overqualified to predict elections.

I picked Conor McGregor too.

Littlefinger. Dammit! He needs killin'! Which is why he will probably live to deceive another season.

Well it looks like he joined Lord Frey.

Though far to quick.