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Personal logo Cacique Caribe Supporting Member of TMP14 Aug 2017 4:34 p.m. PST

10 Reviews Of Human Flesh By Real Cannibals:


I hear that chianti is the perfect complement. :)

PS. Experts recommend that you avoid the brains and spinal tissues, of course, unless you want to risk contracting Creutzfeldt-Jakob disease (vCJD).





robert piepenbrink Supporting Member of TMP14 Aug 2017 5:52 p.m. PST

Never forget "Feast of Freedom."

"What was it like, eating the Vice President?"

"Not bad. The fish was better."

ZULUPAUL Supporting Member of TMP14 Aug 2017 6:03 p.m. PST

I knew a WWII vet who hid from the Japs in 1941-42 among cannibals. They referred to "dinner" as "long pig", he & his friends didn't understand the reference then. They had dinner that night, eating one of their comrades in arms. Later the natives "sold" the soldiers to the Japs. He spent the rest of the war in a POW camp weighing 65 pounds when liberated. He never ate rice again & understandable hated Japanese. I know this is a bit off topic, sorry but the thread title brought back those memories of him.

ZULUPAUL Supporting Member of TMP14 Aug 2017 6:04 p.m. PST

BTW he said it tasted "sweet" I never asked for an elaboration.

Personal logo StoneMtnMinis Supporting Member of TMP14 Aug 2017 6:14 p.m. PST

OK Dan, now I am REALLY starting to worry about you. grin

Personal logo Cacique Caribe Supporting Member of TMP14 Aug 2017 6:26 p.m. PST


Check this out. I guess Whole Foods has broken through the taboo.



Winston Smith Supporting Member of TMP14 Aug 2017 7:16 p.m. PST

Toast suckling coolie.

Winston Smith Supporting Member of TMP14 Aug 2017 9:11 p.m. PST

That's "Roast suckling coolie".

Zephyr114 Aug 2017 9:41 p.m. PST

"You'll want to avoid eating joggers. They'll run right through you!" >rimshot<

"And pass on Woody Allen. Even he admits he's a bitter old man." >rimshot<

"Loose teeth: Chiclets for Cannibals!" >double rimshot< >groans<

Personal logo Cacique Caribe Supporting Member of TMP14 Aug 2017 10:00 p.m. PST

What is it with these food products people?





Shagnasty Supporting Member of TMP15 Aug 2017 7:04 a.m. PST

Y'all are all starting to worry me.

Winston Smith Supporting Member of TMP15 Aug 2017 7:24 a.m. PST

My favorite recipe is to take 2 lbs, put in a crockpot with apple cider vinegar, a pack of instant onion soup mix, 1/4 cup of dark brown sugar….

This isn't for pork recipes?????

Personal logo Cacique Caribe Supporting Member of TMP15 Aug 2017 7:30 a.m. PST


Hmm. Crockpot, you say? Just make sure you don't let it dry out. Keep it covered.

In the ground, wrapped in plantain leaves, works really well too. Salt and pepper is all you need there. Only a few choice cuts are suitable for the open flame.


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