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20 Jul 2017 11:47 a.m. PST
by Editor in Chief Bill

  • Changed title from "Good bye farewell" to "Good bye, farewell"

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Gunfreak Supporting Member of TMP20 Jul 2017 10:35 a.m. PST

Well Bill managed to sneak past my border guards. So I'm fleeing my golden palace. Luckily I've now stripped TMP for most of it's natural resources and wealth. So I'll retire and let Bill back in control. You can visit me on tropical island that I bought with the TMP gold reserves.

So no more Grand President Gunfreak. I'm now just Gunfreak again. It's been an honour of ruling you good people. I'm glad I only had to execute a few thousand trouble makers.

Personal logo PaulCollins Supporting Member of TMP20 Jul 2017 11:02 a.m. PST

It was an honour being ruled.

Tango0120 Jul 2017 11:08 a.m. PST

Crap!… I have lost my new job as Minister of Internet!… (smile)


Personal logo Bashytubits Supporting Member of TMP20 Jul 2017 11:09 a.m. PST

Ha, I maintained ALL of my loot in my super secret cat infested bunker. So don't get caught by the mobs with pitchforks and torches or you will be sorry. By the way you need to find a new secret hiding spot as I have already handed flyers of its location to the angry mobs.

Starfury Rider20 Jul 2017 11:22 a.m. PST

Angry mobs today, maybe, but once revisionist historians uncover new evidence, it will be known as the lost golden age of gunfreak…pending that, yes, peasants with pitchforks seeking their looted taxes could be slight problem. Maybe next time, tax pitchforks?

Frederick Supporting Member of TMP20 Jul 2017 11:25 a.m. PST

As Starfury noted, the more time lapses, the more fond recollections of your rule

boy wundyr x Supporting Member of TMP20 Jul 2017 11:55 a.m. PST

But eventually it fades into myth and people will wonder if it was a real reign or simply another King Arthur or Prester John.

Volleyfire20 Jul 2017 11:57 a.m. PST

So no unlimited chocolate and cream cakes for the Minister of Bribes as promised? I knew it was too good to be true.

Gunfreak Supporting Member of TMP20 Jul 2017 12:06 p.m. PST

Well you hesitated a whole day because you got greedy.

Personal logo Cacique Caribe Supporting Member of TMP20 Jul 2017 12:44 p.m. PST

I already sold all the ill-gotten nukes on the black market.

I won't disclose how many quatloos I made from the sales though. Let's just say it was extremely profitable. :)


21eRegt20 Jul 2017 1:26 p.m. PST

You were Grand President? Never noticed. After Bill restricted the posting I only came here once a day to see if he was back. Couldn't see the point.

attilathepun4720 Jul 2017 8:33 p.m. PST

Now for the bad news, ex-President Gunfreak--the plundered gold reserves were laced with nuclear markers. By now, your DNA is already starting to mutate. Prepare to meet your new zombie family.

Personal logo Patrick R Supporting Member of TMP20 Jul 2017 10:35 p.m. PST

As your "So top-secret nobody is allowed to know about this including-me" chief of the "really secret TMP police nobody is allowed to know about, including the chief of the really secret TMP police himself" does this mean that the snipers, the poisoned TMP bug and the limpet mine under Bill's mattress are still on or off ???

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