Gunfreak  | 20 Jul 2017 11:35 a.m. PST |
Well Bill managed to sneak past my border guards. So I'm fleeing my golden palace. Luckily I've now stripped TMP for most of it's natural resources and wealth. So I'll retire and let Bill back in control. You can visit me on tropical island that I bought with the TMP gold reserves. So no more Grand President Gunfreak. I'm now just Gunfreak again. It's been an honour of ruling you good people. I'm glad I only had to execute a few thousand trouble makers. |
| PaulCollins | 20 Jul 2017 12:02 p.m. PST |
It was an honour being ruled. |
| Tango01 | 20 Jul 2017 12:08 p.m. PST |
Crap!… I have lost my new job as Minister of Internet!… (smile)
Amicalement
Armand
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| Bashytubits | 20 Jul 2017 12:09 p.m. PST |
Ha, I maintained ALL of my loot in my super secret cat infested bunker. So don't get caught by the mobs with pitchforks and torches or you will be sorry. By the way you need to find a new secret hiding spot as I have already handed flyers of its location to the angry mobs. |
| Starfury Rider | 20 Jul 2017 12:22 p.m. PST |
Angry mobs today, maybe, but once revisionist historians uncover new evidence, it will be known as the lost golden age of gunfreak…pending that, yes, peasants with pitchforks seeking their looted taxes could be slight problem. Maybe next time, tax pitchforks? |
| Frederick | 20 Jul 2017 12:25 p.m. PST |
As Starfury noted, the more time lapses, the more fond recollections of your rule |
| boy wundyr x | 20 Jul 2017 12:55 p.m. PST |
But eventually it fades into myth and people will wonder if it was a real reign or simply another King Arthur or Prester John. |
| Volleyfire | 20 Jul 2017 12:57 p.m. PST |
So no unlimited chocolate and cream cakes for the Minister of Bribes as promised? I knew it was too good to be true. |
| Gunfreak | 20 Jul 2017 1:06 p.m. PST |
Well you hesitated a whole day because you got greedy. |
| Cacique Caribe | 20 Jul 2017 1:44 p.m. PST |
I already sold all the ill-gotten nukes on the black market. I won't disclose how many quatloos I made from the sales though. Let's just say it was extremely profitable. :) Dan |
| 21eRegt | 20 Jul 2017 2:26 p.m. PST |
You were Grand President? Never noticed. After Bill restricted the posting I only came here once a day to see if he was back. Couldn't see the point. |
| attilathepun47 | 20 Jul 2017 9:33 p.m. PST |
Now for the bad news, ex-President Gunfreak--the plundered gold reserves were laced with nuclear markers. By now, your DNA is already starting to mutate. Prepare to meet your new zombie family. |
| Patrick R | 20 Jul 2017 11:35 p.m. PST |
As your "So top-secret nobody is allowed to know about this including-me" chief of the "really secret TMP police nobody is allowed to know about, including the chief of the really secret TMP police himself" does this mean that the snipers, the poisoned TMP bug and the limpet mine under Bill's mattress are still on or off ??? |
discovers a better way to fill in hollow plastic bases.