PrivateSnafu | 11 Jul 2017 9:21 p.m. PST |
What will our Dear Editor's return look like? Is it McArthur wading ashore the Philippines triumphantly or is it Clark Griswald arms loaded with souvenirs and tchotchke's? Keep it secret, kept is safe. i.e. keep it kind, play fair Let's hear your ideas. |
Winston Smith | 11 Jul 2017 9:30 p.m. PST |
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Bashytubits | 11 Jul 2017 10:40 p.m. PST |
Probably something like this.
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Cacique Caribe | 11 Jul 2017 10:52 p.m. PST |
I'm sure this is him right now:
I just hope that he doesn't end up needing a post-vacation vacation. It has happened to me, specially if the return trip involved long drives and even longer flights.
Dan |
robert piepenbrink | 12 Jul 2017 4:02 a.m. PST |
Oh, I expect the usual. People will swap out cockades, put their shakos on top their muskets and shout a lot. It's not likely he'll come through the motel wall with an axe. |
whitphoto | 12 Jul 2017 5:12 a.m. PST |
Fire and brimstone! Wrath and fury! |
Flashman14 | 12 Jul 2017 5:31 a.m. PST |
I was thinking atop a fiery chariot, sun ablaze, akin to Appllo. |
Gunfreak | 12 Jul 2017 5:48 a.m. PST |
Hope he doesn't get back until I've finished building my 2000 meter tall solid gold presidential statue. (Payed with TMP membership fees of course) |
piper909 | 12 Jul 2017 9:12 a.m. PST |
Like Melkor, he will destroy the Sun and Moon and initiate the Dagor Dagorath. |
robert piepenbrink | 12 Jul 2017 9:28 a.m. PST |
But will he awaken the Ogru Jhihad? |
Tgerritsen | 12 Jul 2017 10:01 a.m. PST |
I imagine it will be like this… link |
HidaSeku | 12 Jul 2017 10:15 a.m. PST |
I envision something similar to the scene in Braveheart when Longshanks returns to his son and his advisor… |
Cacique Caribe | 12 Jul 2017 11:21 a.m. PST |
HidaSeku, Is this the one you mean? Dan
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Gunfreak | 12 Jul 2017 11:23 a.m. PST |
Am I longshanks effeminate son? I guess Cacique Caribe is the one going out of the window then. |
Cacique Caribe | 12 Jul 2017 11:28 a.m. PST |
Lol. What in the world? That's not what I meant. It's just what HIDASEKU was talking about. :) Dan |
Gunfreak | 12 Jul 2017 12:40 p.m. PST |
I assume he referred to me as the son. Since I've been running TMP as your perfect glorious El Presidente. And since you've been the worst of my ministers (by encouraging me) you'll go head first out of the tower of TMP (now renamed Gunfreak Plaza) |
HidaSeku | 12 Jul 2017 1:10 p.m. PST |
Just remember what happens if you try to pull a dagger on the king… |
boy wundyr x | 12 Jul 2017 1:35 p.m. PST |
I think we should all wear ape masks. |
Gunfreak | 12 Jul 2017 1:54 p.m. PST |
We already are (you should have specified none human ape) or simply said gorilla masks. |
Cyrus the Great | 12 Jul 2017 7:54 p.m. PST |
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Narratio | 12 Jul 2017 8:06 p.m. PST |
The Once and Future king? I can see that. |
Ed Mohrmann | 12 Jul 2017 8:24 p.m. PST |
Grand President Gunfreak has been running things in Bill's absence ?!?!?! DAYEM ! That explains a LOT ! Like, where we're going, AND why we're in this handbasket !! Oh, about Bill's return: not with a bang, nor a whimper, but quietly – but do NOT mistake the fire in his eye for a gleam… |
Volleyfire | 13 Jul 2017 1:58 a.m. PST |
I expect it might be a bit like the Egyptian shopkeepers in Alexandria and Cairo, who in expectation of Rommel's victory at El Alamein had already changed their shop signs to German, and then had to promptly change them back to English. |
coopman | 13 Jul 2017 5:50 a.m. PST |
Descending from the clouds on a white horse, red cape billowing behind, and the light of 100 suns shining on him from above. |
Winston Smith | 13 Jul 2017 6:54 a.m. PST |
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troopwo | 13 Jul 2017 7:52 a.m. PST |
I was thinking along the lines of The Ten Commandments when Moses returns from Nubia, except a few less ostrich feathers. |
Volleyfire | 13 Jul 2017 2:00 p.m. PST |
I'm thinking it could be akin to the arrival of the Bishop of Bath and Welles perhaps.Answer the door Baldrick. |
Volleyfire | 17 Jul 2017 6:28 a.m. PST |
On what day will Bill return exactly and bring to an end the coup of Grand President Gunfreak? |
Cacique Caribe | 20 Jul 2017 2:40 a.m. PST |
(I'm paraphrasing scripture here:) About the day or the hour, only the Father knows, for he will come like a thief in the night, when you expect him the least. :) Dan |
Volleyfire | 20 Jul 2017 3:04 a.m. PST |
Since this is a 24 hr website it is always nighttime somewhere in the world, so I guess that means he could appear anytime then.Oooooer. |
Cacique Caribe | 20 Jul 2017 3:12 a.m. PST |
Well, it really runs as if having a 23-hour day and a 1-hour night. :) Dan |
Legion 4 | 21 Jul 2017 5:58 a.m. PST |
Fortunately … this was not his homecoming/his return …
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