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Personal logo Editor in Chief Bill The Editor of TMP Fezian15 Jun 2017 1:10 p.m. PST

I seem to remember someone doing a McDonalds-inspired army in the past, and I keeping thinking about a Burger King army after the recent release of those crown decals.

I figure there's at least two ways to go about it:

First, a relatively straightforward medieval army. Has to have a king wearing a crown, of course. The army colors would have to be yellow, red and maybe blue, to match the company logo.

Second, a somewhat sillier army in the spirit of so many Hordes of the Things armies. Still led by the king with crown. Troops with hamburger buns for shields. Chocolate shake as a Behemoth. Not sure what to do with french fries…

Personal logo Cacique Caribe Supporting Member of TMP15 Jun 2017 1:14 p.m. PST

French fries? Javelins!

PS. This really does put a new spin on the phrase "food fight"!

Coyotepunc and Hatshepsuut15 Jun 2017 1:33 p.m. PST

Have the troops *be* the hamburgers and fries. In an anthropomorphized way.

Kropotkin30315 Jun 2017 2:22 p.m. PST

Have a look at 2000AD's banned Burgerwars story from the Cursed Earth.

Post-apocalyptic fight between The Burger King and Ronald McDonald.


Zephyr115 Jun 2017 2:30 p.m. PST

French fries = Pikes

Of course, you need a mini of the creepy Burger King King from the ads… ;-)

Dynaman878915 Jun 2017 3:07 p.m. PST

The "King" would have to be a pretty darn creepy looking sculpt to be a real Burger King army.

robert piepenbrink Supporting Member of TMP15 Jun 2017 4:08 p.m. PST

And the opposition army would be Big Mac and his golden archers?

rustymusket Supporting Member of TMP15 Jun 2017 4:14 p.m. PST

What about "Wendys"?

Allen57 Supporting Member of TMP15 Jun 2017 4:19 p.m. PST

HotT has to be the answer. Surely someone must have done something like this.

Gokiburi16 Jun 2017 9:04 a.m. PST

I'm thinking that the forces of a certain Colonel, along with their giant riding chickens would be another great opposition option.

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