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04 Nov 2017 8:03 a.m. PST
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Personal logo Parzival Supporting Member of TMP21 Apr 2017 7:43 a.m. PST

Recently a certain world power has been "flexing its muscles" by flying around Cold War era bombers. We're talking machines older than most wargamers. So, in light of this, I've come up with "Yo' Bomba'" Jokes (TM and Patent Pending)

Propose your best completion of the phrase "Yo' Bomba' so old…"

My options so far:
"…we've deployed Estes model rockets as coastal defense."
"…we can't find a jet slow enough to keep pace with it."
"…we've reactivated the Confederate Air Force."
"…the Wright Brothers have filed for a patent infringement."
"…we had to Google to find out if it could still fly."
"…no one's updated its Wiki entry since 2004."

Your turn!

Personal logo Jeff Ewing Supporting Member of TMP21 Apr 2017 8:20 a.m. PST

I always think of this character in re. "Bomba":

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Defender1 Supporting Member of TMP21 Apr 2017 8:44 a.m. PST

Yo Bomba so slow they get parking tickets in flight.
Yo Bomba so slow they measure its airspeed with a calendar.

Personal logo Extra Crispy Sponsoring Member of TMP21 Apr 2017 8:56 a.m. PST

Yo Bomba so old….

…Wile E. Coyote caught one.

MiniPatton Inactive Member21 Apr 2017 9:04 a.m. PST

Yo Bomba so old it still has "Vote for Stalin" stickers on it.

Stryderg Supporting Member of TMP21 Apr 2017 9:27 a.m. PST

Yo Bomba so old….
…it's fallen and it can't get up.

… it uses two cans and some string for an intercom.

Grignotage Inactive Member21 Apr 2017 9:54 a.m. PST

Yo bomba so old, it believes that superpower posturing is a wise use of resources

Yo bomba so old, it was built without parasitical managers thieving from the workers

Yo bomba so old, it has a Myspace account

Larry R Inactive Member21 Apr 2017 9:59 a.m. PST

Yo bomba so old, it farts dust

DrSkull Supporting Member of TMP21 Apr 2017 10:40 a.m. PST

something, something, Jar-Jar Binks, something

Darkest Star Games Sponsoring Member of TMP21 Apr 2017 10:53 a.m. PST

Yo Bomba so old it features prominently in AK-47 Republic games!

Personal logo cloudcaptain Supporting Member of TMP21 Apr 2017 11:05 a.m. PST

Ya Bomba so old they have to climb out on the wings to reload the muskets.

Ya bomba so old it has cave paintings for nose art

Ya bomba so old it has a designated Boiler operator.

Mako11 Inactive Member21 Apr 2017 12:10 p.m. PST

Yo' Bomba' so old…. even the great, great grandfather's of the guys now flying them thought they were crap back in the day.

"Yo' Bomba' so old…they haven't made spare parts for them in 50 years.

"Yo' Bomba' so old… they were designed with slide rules (what's that you say(?) – look it up, young one). Be afraid, very afraid.

Personal logo herkybird Supporting Member of TMP21 Apr 2017 1:16 p.m. PST

Yo' Bomba's so old…it drops Greek Fire!

Yo' Bomba's so old…it makes rust look new fangled.

Yo' Bomba's so old…Rameses 2nd flew one.

Personal logo Parzival Supporting Member of TMP21 Apr 2017 2:42 p.m. PST

Oh these are beauts!

And a few more from me:

Yo' Bomba's so old…its call numbers are in Roman numerals.
Yo' Bomba's so old…its call number is I.
Yo' Bomba's so old…its spare parts are wax and feathers.

Personal logo David Manley Supporting Member of TMP21 Apr 2017 10:18 p.m. PST

Yo bombs so old… it dropped the grandmother of all bombs

Mako11 Inactive Member22 Apr 2017 2:17 p.m. PST

AND, the most obvious:

Yo' bomba's so old…..it still has propellers for propulsion, instead of jet engines.

Personal logo Weasel Supporting Member of TMP22 Apr 2017 2:29 p.m. PST

Yo bomba's so old the Wright brothers thought it was far-fetched

Personal logo etotheipi Sponsoring Member of TMP22 Apr 2017 3:21 p.m. PST

Yo' bomba' so old that you had to order a Donkey Kong arcade game off EBay to get spare parts.

Yo' bomba' so old that we had to call out the Army Air Corps for defense.

Yo' bomba' so old that instead of ordnance danger zones, the Pentagon is plotting falling object hazard areas.

… or …

Yo' bomba' so old that instead of directing people to their bomb shelters, the Emergency Broadcast System is advising them to wear hardhats.

Yo' bomba' so old that your maintenance plan begins with channeling DaVinci in a séance.

Yo' bomba' so old that it has maps for bombing runs on Rhodesia, Cyelon, Siam, Burma, Abyssinia, Zaïre, and Constantinople.

… and …

Yo' bomba' so old that it's Bingo locations are Czechoslovakia and Yugoslavia.

Personal logo Weasel Supporting Member of TMP23 Apr 2017 7:03 a.m. PST

Yo bomba' so old North Koreans refuse to fly it

Personal logo Parzival Supporting Member of TMP23 Apr 2017 6:13 p.m. PST

Yo Bomba' so old that "stealth" means the cockpit lights are off.

Andy Skinner Supporting Member of TMP24 Apr 2017 5:04 a.m. PST

Yo' bomba' so old, United Airlines would have to drag folks onto the plane!

Yo' bomba' so old, American Airlines wouldn't let the stroller on because the plane couldn't carry it!

Yo' bomba' so old, they have to remember to not pedal as hard after they drop the bombs!

andy

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