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04 Apr 2017 7:56 a.m. PST
by Editor in Chief Bill

  • Changed title from "We are all going too die" to "We are all going to die"

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Gunfreak Supporting Member of TMP04 Apr 2017 4:27 a.m. PST

As all serious Bible scholars know. The tmp poll is the last seal to hell. The last polls run out tomorrow. And this will open the seal and Lucifer will walk the earth. The rolling Stone will stop touring.
Bruce Springsteen will retire and Justin Beiber will join the E-street band.

Japan will make Robot Marios that will go around the world jumping endangered turtles to death.
The IKEA furniture will finally rebel and eat millions of people.

All cars will over night become electric (the most evil form of propulsion)

So be afraid.

Todd McLeister Inactive Member04 Apr 2017 4:32 a.m. PST


Marc at work04 Apr 2017 4:39 a.m. PST

too die?

Or to die

vtsaogames04 Apr 2017 5:07 a.m. PST

Too die for.

Ed Mohrmann Supporting Member of TMP04 Apr 2017 5:10 a.m. PST

This is news ????

Personal logo taskforce58 Supporting Member of TMP04 Apr 2017 5:19 a.m. PST

I, for one, welcome our electric car overlord.

Personal logo 22ndFoot Supporting Member of TMP04 Apr 2017 6:05 a.m. PST

Thanks for not making the subject line, "your going too die." We should be grateful for that at least.

Winston Smith Supporting Member of TMP04 Apr 2017 6:08 a.m. PST

Valar morghulis.

GarrisonMiniatures Inactive Member04 Apr 2017 6:33 a.m. PST

'And this will open the seal and Lucifer will walk the earth.'

The seals broke several years ago and he paid us a visit. We are now under direct observation – seems we're pretty good at all things rotten anyway and they feel they've got a lot to learn before they catch up to us.

dBerczerk04 Apr 2017 7:16 a.m. PST

Old Army saying: "Life's a bitch, …..and then you die."

wrgmr104 Apr 2017 8:21 a.m. PST

We are going to get out of this life alive.

Personal logo etotheipi Sponsoring Member of TMP04 Apr 2017 8:40 a.m. PST

Jesus! It'w TWO DICE, not 2 die!

attilathepun4704 Apr 2017 10:22 a.m. PST

Why worry? "Life is but a walking shadow," as some guy named Will once said.

Personal logo herkybird Supporting Member of TMP04 Apr 2017 11:21 a.m. PST

Valar morghulis

Valar Dohaeris!

Cyrus the Great04 Apr 2017 11:43 a.m. PST

I'm immortal!

Raynman Supporting Member of TMP Inactive Member04 Apr 2017 11:59 a.m. PST

How do you know Lucifer hasn't already taken a good look at our world and said, OH HELL NO! I DON'T WANT ANY OF THAT!
And then gone back to hell and closed and relocked the door. Only locked from the inside!

skippy0001 Supporting Member of TMP04 Apr 2017 12:31 p.m. PST

St. Peter, at the Pearly Gates is telling everyone"Hell won't take you and you can't stay here."

Chuckaroobob04 Apr 2017 12:34 p.m. PST

Don't be silly. As long as you have unpainted figs you'll be ok.

zoneofcontrol04 Apr 2017 1:35 p.m. PST

Only Zardoz can save us now!

jah1956 Inactive Member04 Apr 2017 2:18 p.m. PST

Chuckaroobob if that is true I will live forever

Legion 404 Apr 2017 4:21 p.m. PST

Yeah … if so … I'll be immortal too …

robert piepenbrink Supporting Member of TMP05 Apr 2017 5:25 p.m. PST

Hmm. Cannibalistic Ikea furniture, major rock band tours cease and the cars starve to death for lack of outlets? ..Gunfreak, the carnage in California and the BOSWASH Corridor will be considerable, but Indiana looks fairly safe.

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