Gunfreak  | 04 Apr 2017 4:27 a.m. PST |
As all serious Bible scholars know. The tmp poll is the last seal to hell. The last polls run out tomorrow. And this will open the seal and Lucifer will walk the earth. The rolling Stone will stop touring.
Bruce Springsteen will retire and Justin Beiber will join the E-street band. Japan will make Robot Marios that will go around the world jumping endangered turtles to death.
The IKEA furniture will finally rebel and eat millions of people. All cars will over night become electric (the most evil form of propulsion) So be afraid. |
| Todd McLeister | 04 Apr 2017 4:32 a.m. PST |
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| Marc at work | 04 Apr 2017 4:39 a.m. PST |
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| vtsaogames | 04 Apr 2017 5:07 a.m. PST |
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| Ed Mohrmann | 04 Apr 2017 5:10 a.m. PST |
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| taskforce58 | 04 Apr 2017 5:19 a.m. PST |
I, for one, welcome our electric car overlord. |
| 22ndFoot | 04 Apr 2017 6:05 a.m. PST |
Thanks for not making the subject line, "your going too die." We should be grateful for that at least. |
| Winston Smith | 04 Apr 2017 6:08 a.m. PST |
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| GarrisonMiniatures | 04 Apr 2017 6:33 a.m. PST |
'And this will open the seal and Lucifer will walk the earth.' The seals broke several years ago and he paid us a visit. We are now under direct observation – seems we're pretty good at all things rotten anyway and they feel they've got a lot to learn before they catch up to us. |
| dBerczerk | 04 Apr 2017 7:16 a.m. PST |
Old Army saying: "Life's a bitch, …..and then you die." |
| wrgmr1 | 04 Apr 2017 8:21 a.m. PST |
We are going to get out of this life alive. |
 etotheipi  | 04 Apr 2017 8:40 a.m. PST |
Jesus! It'w TWO DICE, not 2 die! |
| attilathepun47 | 04 Apr 2017 10:22 a.m. PST |
Why worry? "Life is but a walking shadow," as some guy named Will once said. |
 Herkybird | 04 Apr 2017 11:21 a.m. PST |
Valar morghulis Valar Dohaeris! |
| Cyrus the Great | 04 Apr 2017 11:43 a.m. PST |
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| Raynman | 04 Apr 2017 11:59 a.m. PST |
How do you know Lucifer hasn't already taken a good look at our world and said, OH HELL NO! I DON'T WANT ANY OF THAT!
And then gone back to hell and closed and relocked the door. Only locked from the inside! |
| skippy0001 | 04 Apr 2017 12:31 p.m. PST |
St. Peter, at the Pearly Gates is telling everyone"Hell won't take you and you can't stay here." |
| Chuckaroobob | 04 Apr 2017 12:34 p.m. PST |
Don't be silly. As long as you have unpainted figs you'll be ok. |
| zoneofcontrol | 04 Apr 2017 1:35 p.m. PST |
Only Zardoz can save us now! |
| jah1956 | 04 Apr 2017 2:18 p.m. PST |
Chuckaroobob if that is true I will live forever |
 Legion 4 | 04 Apr 2017 4:21 p.m. PST |
Yeah … if so … I'll be immortal too … |
| robert piepenbrink | 05 Apr 2017 5:25 p.m. PST |
Hmm. Cannibalistic Ikea furniture, major rock band tours cease and the cars starve to death for lack of outlets? ..Gunfreak, the carnage in California and the BOSWASH Corridor will be considerable, but Indiana looks fairly safe. |
discovers a better way to fill in hollow plastic bases.
