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airbornegrove26 Supporting Member of TMP05 Mar 2017 9:54 a.m. PST
I have sought the AD&D Minotaur for some time with this head! The other two always seem to be the ones for sale. Well I got luck over Christmas and snagged this guy for a great price as he was mislabeled. I did a bit of conversion work on him to make him my own.

Dwindling Gravitas In the TMP Dawghouse05 Mar 2017 11:05 a.m. PST

A little putty to fill the seamline and you'll have a fantastic minotaur!

Personal logo piper909 Supporting Member of TMP05 Mar 2017 8:36 p.m. PST

Moo! Moo!

Personal logo piper909 Supporting Member of TMP06 Mar 2017 11:11 a.m. PST

Doggerel on this subject I composed back in 2008, and one of own Minotaur projects (we do like our cattle cults in Texas):

(tune: Monty Python's "Dennis Moore", aka "The Robin Hood TV Theme")

Minotaur, Minotaur,
In the land of Crete
Minotaur, Minotaur,
A cow upon two feet
He lives in a cage
And acts half his age
Hear him roar.

Minotaur, Minotaur,
Angry he was born
Minotaur, Minotaur,
With his crown of horns
He looks like a freak
And gobbles up Greeks
Bronze Age boor.

Minotaur, Minotaur,
Sneaking through the maze
Minotaur, Minotaur,
With his boundless rage
He lowers his head
And butts people dead
Keeps a score.

Minotaur, Minotaur,
Sick of oats and grass
Minotaur, Minotaur,
Chasing Theseus' ass
He trips on a board
And falls on his sword
His ox was gored


airbornegrove26 Supporting Member of TMP07 Mar 2017 11:52 a.m. PST

LOL That was great!

tkdguy08 Mar 2017 1:02 a.m. PST

What not to say to a minotaur:

"Hey, didn't my mother used to milk your mother?"

evil grin

airbornegrove26 Supporting Member of TMP10 Mar 2017 10:41 a.m. PST

tkd that might start a fight! HAHAHAHA

tkdguy11 Mar 2017 1:07 a.m. PST

Glad you enjoyed the joke. My cousin came up with it years ago when we were discussing the Dragonlance campaign setting in AD&D (minotaurs were a playable race).

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