Doggerel on this subject I composed back in 2008, and one of own Minotaur projects (we do like our cattle cults in Texas):
THE MINOTAUR
(tune: Monty Python's "Dennis Moore", aka "The Robin Hood TV Theme")
Minotaur, Minotaur,
In the land of Crete
Minotaur, Minotaur,
A cow upon two feet
He lives in a cage
And acts half his age
Minotaur
Hear him roar.
Minotaur.
Minotaur, Minotaur,
Angry he was born
Minotaur, Minotaur,
With his crown of horns
He looks like a freak
And gobbles up Greeks
Minotaur
Bronze Age boor.
Minotaur.
Minotaur, Minotaur,
Sneaking through the maze
Minotaur, Minotaur,
With his boundless rage
He lowers his head
And butts people dead
Minotaur
Keeps a score.
Minotaur.
Minotaur, Minotaur,
Sick of oats and grass
Minotaur, Minotaur,
Chasing Theseus' ass
He trips on a board
And falls on his sword
Minotaur
His ox was gored
Minotaur.
