Editor in Chief Bill | 09 Nov 2016 6:36 p.m. PST |
Which miniatures ruleset has the most corny name? |
Scott MacPhee | 09 Nov 2016 6:41 p.m. PST |
I Ain't Been Shot Mum. or Troops Weapons and Tactics. Both solid sets of rules, by the way. |
Flashman14 | 09 Nov 2016 7:00 p.m. PST |
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redbanner4145 | 09 Nov 2016 7:07 p.m. PST |
Fireball Forward – Awful movie with a dumb name but a good set of rules. |
RetroBoom | 09 Nov 2016 7:10 p.m. PST |
I ain't been shot mum, hands down. |
79thPA | 09 Nov 2016 7:30 p.m. PST |
Buckle for Your Dust. Just about anything by Peter Pig. |
Rich Bliss | 09 Nov 2016 7:37 p.m. PST |
My Galley Sally. That title has always irritated me. |
Dale Hurtt | 09 Nov 2016 7:42 p.m. PST |
I Ain't Been Shot Mum, with Snappy Nappy a close second. For scenario names it would be any of the "Fondler" series for Sharpes Practice. |
Narratio | 09 Nov 2016 7:58 p.m. PST |
Peter Pig's darn decent rule set "Hey you in the jail!" wild west. (Whenever I say that we're playing "Hey you in the jail!", people look around to see who I'm talking to…) |
Winston Smith | 09 Nov 2016 8:44 p.m. PST |
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Editor in Chief Bill | 09 Nov 2016 10:53 p.m. PST |
Death or Dishonour… (or Assegai That Did It!) link |
Editor in Chief Bill | 09 Nov 2016 10:58 p.m. PST |
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Weasel | 09 Nov 2016 11:04 p.m. PST |
SOme of the WW2 titles from back in the day get a bit groan-inducing. "Panzers of Steel Eagle Glory of Honour" |
Editor in Chief Bill | 09 Nov 2016 11:45 p.m. PST |
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Editor in Chief Bill | 09 Nov 2016 11:46 p.m. PST |
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GypsyComet | 10 Nov 2016 12:27 a.m. PST |
Red Chicken Rising (space combat) |
Norman D Landings | 10 Nov 2016 2:20 a.m. PST |
"Lamentations of the Flame Princess" Seriously, imagine asking your mates 'who's up for a session of Lamentations of the Flame Princess?' |
MHoxie | 10 Nov 2016 2:28 a.m. PST |
Little Lambent Meteors Killer Katanas MegaTraveller |
willlucv | 10 Nov 2016 2:52 a.m. PST |
I ain't been shot mum, hands down You've perhaps never heard of It ain't half hot Mum, the classic 70's British sitcom, which the game title is obviously a take on? |
Northern Monkey | 10 Nov 2016 3:37 a.m. PST |
Mein Panzer. What's it meant to be? Mein Kampf in a tank? |
daler240D | 10 Nov 2016 4:11 a.m. PST |
It is amazing how much a stupid name can handicap a set of rules. Makes you wonder about the supposed "Can't judge a book by it's cover" and the veracity of it. I think we are all guilty of it. I figure if the author can't put any effort into the name, how much did he put into the rules. |
Jimmy da Purple | 10 Nov 2016 4:25 a.m. PST |
I used to love the rules "A Fistfull of Miniatures" and its expansion "A Few Miniatures More". |
toofatlardies | 10 Nov 2016 6:01 a.m. PST |
I think that the problem is that we all have different ideas about what is a silly or corny title. When we wrote I Ain't Been Shot Mu back in 2000, the trend was for rule sets to have very uber-germanic names which looked like they'd bee dreamed up by Dr Goebells. We wanted to distance ourselves from that trend and produce a title which reflected the human side of warfare rather than millimetres of armour. Sixteen years on I am still not unhappy with the title and cannot consider it silly. Rich |
peterx | 10 Nov 2016 6:25 a.m. PST |
I like: I Ain't Been Shot, Mum. as a title. |
Ivan DBA | 10 Nov 2016 6:34 a.m. PST |
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Dynaman8789 | 10 Nov 2016 6:40 a.m. PST |
A Fistful of Tows. Silly name for a serious rule set – I mean what other set of rules starts each rules section with an "executive summary" |
Norman D Landings | 10 Nov 2016 6:42 a.m. PST |
Two distinct categories here, I reckon: First, there are intentionally light-hearted, flippant, or punning titles. Then you have the straight-faced clunkers – titles the writers intended to be taken seriously. These, I find way more ridiculous. Pretentious, corny, hackneyed, derivative and just plain dumb. "Kampfgruppe Normandy" just makes me want to facepalm every time. Written by someone with enough nounce to realise the Germans had a term for 'battlegroup' – not quite enough to consider the Germans might also have had a term for Normandy. |
Spaceadmrodkalker | 10 Nov 2016 7:38 a.m. PST |
Look, Sarge, no charts: WWll. I love the rules. |
cfielitz | 10 Nov 2016 7:47 a.m. PST |
I have no problem if they are intentionally silly, but when they try to be serious, I tend to roll my eyes. |
Jamesonsafari | 10 Nov 2016 8:02 a.m. PST |
My Galley Sally Snappy Nappy Fist Full of TOWs (is an old west/modern cross over?) |
Ottoathome | 10 Nov 2016 8:18 a.m. PST |
"Honey, I Sacrificed The Kids!" My early ancients rules. Includes the 16 "Gods" for the Imagi-Nations variants of the four major powers The Empire of Queen Nastiupset (Imago-Egyptian) Pez- God of yummy little bits left in the litter box. Bustus- Goddess of shoes, crash diets, and plastic surgeons. Psoriasis- Goddess of hypochondriacs and constant complainers Snot- God of Butt-kissers and suck-ups. the Empire of the Ohsoseriousians (Imago-Assyrian) Nummnutz- God who became God when he married God's ugly daughter and then God died and this fool took over and ran all of creation into the ground. Niblik- God of deadwood and Golfers. Noodnik- God of people who believe the government is here to help them. Dummazz- God of people who answer letters from the Nigerian oil minister. The Kingdom of Schlockem and Glockamorra- (Imago-Caananite) Baali-Hai- God of winos and cheep wine. Shiksa- Goddess of High Maintenance Women and Pms. Hazerei- God of garbage, cheap knock-offs, and souvenier stores. Tchotchka- God of Tchotchkies, Flea-markets and Garage Sales. The Kingdom of the Surferdoodles. (Imago- Minoan) The Mighti Favog- God of Mealy mouthed politicians. Bimbo- Goddess of desperate over-aged beach bunnies. Franki & Ah-Net. God and Goddess of the sea, parties, beach blankets, youth and fertility (but only after marriage). The Schlemiels- The Gods who really determine the fates of men. Their first commandment is "Thou shalt not win!" |
Dynaman8789 | 10 Nov 2016 8:56 a.m. PST |
> Fist Full of TOWs (is an old west/modern cross over?) WWII to modern, possibly back to WWI. |
Hafen von Schlockenberg | 10 Nov 2016 9:39 a.m. PST |
"A Knight to Dismember"--but I like it. The Kingdom of Schlockem sounds like my kind of place. |
MajorB | 10 Nov 2016 10:33 a.m. PST |
Yeah, "Snappy Nappy" is just plain awful, and has unfortunate connotations here in the UK … |
The Virtual Armchair General | 10 Nov 2016 10:33 a.m. PST |
Gotta go with "Mein Panzer." Sounds too much like a fascist love story, way too much identification with the wrong side. TVAG |
MajorB | 10 Nov 2016 10:35 a.m. PST |
I Ain't Been Shot Mum, with Snappy Nappy a close second.For scenario names it would be any of the "Fondler" series for Sharpes Practice. It is clear that some of our American cousins just don't get Britiah humour. |
Winston Smith | 10 Nov 2016 11:18 a.m. PST |
Newbury Fast Play Ancients rules. I have to believe that the irony in the title is intentional. |
alien BLOODY HELL surfer | 10 Nov 2016 11:23 a.m. PST |
Panty Explosion! (or whatever it was called) |
etotheipi | 10 Nov 2016 11:40 a.m. PST |
Gotta go with "Mein Panzer."Sounds too much like a fascist love story, way too much identification with the wrong side.
That one always evoked "My Little Pony" for me … Mein kleine Panzer Sehr schöner Panzer Fülle die Welt mit Zerstörung I am working on a set of rules called "Buckle your Swash!" for Errol Flynn cinematic battles. Seems to have some affinity for martial arts movie mayhem, too. I also have almost finished playtesting, "A Funny Thing Happened on the Way to Mordor…" |
Hafen von Schlockenberg | 10 Nov 2016 1:07 p.m. PST |
+1 Winston, except for me it was the "Fast Play Colonials" set. "Should be just the thing for speeding up those big TSATF games",thought I. Hah. I too thought that either the title was some kind of in-joke,or that our British friends had a very different idea of "fast". Until,that is, I got hold of a couple of earlier English sets,containing rules such as "It takes one phase for a bugler to bring the instrument to his lips",and "Orders may be shouted at the rate of three words per phase". Loading a jezail: 16 phases. "Your turn." "I'm reloading". "Still reloading". "Almost finished". "There! Now I'm ready to fire! Hey,where'd everybody go?" Everything's relative, I guess. |
The Beast Rampant | 10 Nov 2016 2:01 p.m. PST |
IMO, "My Galley Sally" takes the prize. Talk about uninspired. And its not like when it was published, all the "good" names had already been taken. Mot anything from TFL forms a line right behind, though "Sharpe Practice" is reasonably clever. I rather like Snappy Nappy, though knowing what a substantial portion of Napoleonic games considers "nappies" to be would have made me seriously reconsider the name. |
MajorB | 10 Nov 2016 3:01 p.m. PST |
though "Sharpe Practice" is reasonably clever. And "Sharp Practice" is even more clever. |
etotheipi | 10 Nov 2016 3:11 p.m. PST |
Everything's relative, I guess. Yes, I have used a number of "fast play" rulesets that allow you to play through the Siege of Sevastopol in only about eleven months or so. |
Great War Ace | 10 Nov 2016 3:53 p.m. PST |
Gold and Gore. Questing Beasties. (my two most egregiously unserious titles for fantasy RPG; the second one is current) |
Weasel | 10 Nov 2016 4:11 p.m. PST |
I think "I aint been shot mum" and "Fistful of TOWs" are pretty clever, personally. |
Dynaman8789 | 10 Nov 2016 5:00 p.m. PST |
Corney and Clever are not exclusive terms. Indeed – the most clever bits of prose are some of the corniest. |
Henry Martini | 10 Nov 2016 5:29 p.m. PST |
Ah, the excruciating Skirmish Wargames colonial rules, Hafen. I think I still have my old copy buried somewhere safe from innocent eyes. I believe the masochistic author and friends still use it. |
Weasel | 10 Nov 2016 6:39 p.m. PST |
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Gonsalvo | 10 Nov 2016 10:30 p.m. PST |
"A Fistful of Seamen" although obviously and intentionally tongue in, err, cheek, is about as corny as it comes, eh? They can be forgiven for the great games they put on at Historicon a few years back, though. :-) |
Dale Hurtt | 10 Nov 2016 10:48 p.m. PST |
I Ain't Been Shot Mum, with Snappy Nappy a close second. For scenario names it would be any of the "Fondler" series for Sharpes Practice. It is clear that some of our American cousins just don't get Britiah (sic) humour.
Oh, I get it. I just don't find it funny. Maybe if I were 10 years old still I would. But I am not, so I don't. I find it corny humor. Hence its nomination. |