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Mako11 Inactive Member01 Apr 2016 4:08 a.m. PST

In a surprising turnaround announced at the Nuclear Security Summit in the last 24 hours, the Obama administration is now choosing to embrace global warming to counter new, illegal Chinese Military Island Bases in the South China Sea (SCS).

A prominent US admiral, speaking off the record, since he is not authorized to speak officially on the subject said "our freedom of navigation exercises, while frequent, have no real hope of forcing the Chinese to remove their controversial military bases, so we are now embracing assymetrical tactics in order to counter their actions in the region….". All EPA regulations against coal-fired power plants, and coal mining, as well as those on the fossil fuel industry will now be suspended indefinitely, until rising sea levels force the evacuation of Chinese military forces from the SCS region. "This tactic is believed to be the best we can hope for, at the present time, in order to counter aggressive Chinese military moves in the SCS, which threaten $5 USD trillion dollars in trade that moves through the region, annually".


zoneofcontrol01 Apr 2016 4:50 a.m. PST


panzerCDR01 Apr 2016 5:31 a.m. PST

Great! This is a far thinking strategy!

Sun Tzu would approve this message.

cosmicbank01 Apr 2016 6:38 a.m. PST

I hope its not a joke. Like using Atom Bomb to end world hunger.

Terrement Inactive Member01 Apr 2016 7:14 a.m. PST


David Manley01 Apr 2016 9:37 a.m. PST

Classic blue in blue as New Orleans and The Netherlands disappear in collateral damage shocker

Winston Smith Supporting Member of TMP01 Apr 2016 10:50 a.m. PST

Tsunami, strategically played, could do the trick too.
I'm sure the CIA can handle that.

raylev301 Apr 2016 1:21 p.m. PST

No THIS is funny.

coopman Supporting Member of TMP01 Apr 2016 2:44 p.m. PST

This is the best bad strategy that we currently have shovel-ready for implementation.

Personal logo Cacique Caribe Supporting Member of TMP20 Mar 2017 8:16 a.m. PST

Tsunami? Hmm. And it wouldn't have to be a tall wave either. :)


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