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Personal logo Editor in Chief Bill The Editor of TMP Fezian30 Mar 2016 2:45 p.m. PST

How many cats do you own?

Timbo W30 Mar 2016 2:46 p.m. PST

just the one

Wackmole930 Mar 2016 2:46 p.m. PST

None

MajorB30 Mar 2016 2:47 p.m. PST

No cats.
Unless you count my Panther and Tiger tanks …

Personal logo PaulCollins Supporting Member of TMP30 Mar 2016 2:47 p.m. PST

Two

Mako1130 Mar 2016 2:49 p.m. PST

Zero.

I think the question though, is in error, since does one really "own" a cat?

I think the real question should be, "how many cats do you play servant to(?)", since clearly, they are the masters of their realm, especially if they have opposable thumbs and can open doors.

Garand30 Mar 2016 2:49 p.m. PST

None.

Damon.

myxemail30 Mar 2016 2:51 p.m. PST

Two

Old Smokie30 Mar 2016 3:01 p.m. PST

I play servant to two, one named Monty destroyed my 10mm Afrika Korps, little Bleeped text chewed the lot, the other one just likes the sound of his own voice, happy days

GatorDave Supporting Member of TMP30 Mar 2016 3:03 p.m. PST

zero and sticking with that number.

Monkey Hanger Fezian30 Mar 2016 3:03 p.m. PST

We have 6 cats and a 15 month old boy. Happy days in our house protecting my figures from all an sundry.

Our Monty has eaten my French 6mm napoleonic figs.

:-)

Norman D Landings30 Mar 2016 3:04 p.m. PST

Harriet, the black 'n white rescue kitty.
She's on my lap now with her engine running.

Personal logo Herkybird Supporting Member of TMP30 Mar 2016 3:06 p.m. PST

Now…none (sob!)

I used to have 2…

picture

Holly, and…
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…Tibbs

Bashytubits30 Mar 2016 3:08 p.m. PST

Does anyone truly "own" a cat?

45thdiv30 Mar 2016 3:15 p.m. PST

We are getting two new kittens tomorrow. Our last cat of 15 years passed away last August. She liked to roll dice and walk the battlefield on my table. Never knocked over any terrain or chewed anything.

Who know what the new kids will be like.

OldGrenadier Fezian30 Mar 2016 3:25 p.m. PST

I have a Tiger on the mantel in the living room. Does that count?

Forager30 Mar 2016 3:26 p.m. PST

I like cats…other people's cats, that is. But I do not have any, nor do I want any of my own.

Disco Joe30 Mar 2016 3:27 p.m. PST

None.

zippyfusenet30 Mar 2016 3:31 p.m. PST

We humbly serve five feline overlords.

"What a magnificent hairball, it's plain to see why you're master of this domain."

"You honor my books by peeing on them."

"A half-eaten baby rabbit? For us? How nice, you saved us the crunchy part."

warwell30 Mar 2016 3:38 p.m. PST

We humbly serve five feline overlords.

Well put. I have 4 masters

ashauace6970 Supporting Member of TMP30 Mar 2016 3:43 p.m. PST

7. All rescues and people who abandoned them on our property

galvinm30 Mar 2016 3:56 p.m. PST

4. all Rescues, picked up here or there, or dropped at the house. Along with 2 yellow Lab dogs. Kids wanted them. Now they are grown, and guess who gets to deal with them? The cats ignore everyone in the family, but me. They literally follow me all over the house. They must hate me. They like to get right in front of me, and then lay on the floor, trying very hard to trip me up. They also just love to wake me up at night. One sleeps on my head at the top of my pillow and sometimes in the middle of the night will decide my hair is not clean enough and will commence to give me a bath. He is not quite right tho. He survived a demolished trailer from a hurricane. One of the females likes to lick/nibble on my chin in the middle of the night. Like I said, they ignore everyone else.

Damn pests!

kallman30 Mar 2016 4:08 p.m. PST

Dogs have owners, cats have staff.

I have my one four legged companion Aragorn.

Chris Wimbrow30 Mar 2016 4:18 p.m. PST

5 dogs, 2 birds, one immense lizard.

Cats are not welcome and likely would be eaten.

D6 Junkie30 Mar 2016 4:20 p.m. PST

My wife and I ride herd on 9 of those crazy felines.
YouTube link

Bill McHarg30 Mar 2016 4:39 p.m. PST

One, but she is 22 years old. No telling how long she will be around.

Brian Smaller30 Mar 2016 4:42 p.m. PST

When we moved to the country we had seven cats (the leftovers from when we were breeding Maine Coons). We now have none – sometimes cats and dogs just don't mix.

Coyotepunc and Hatshepsuut30 Mar 2016 4:47 p.m. PST

One. And I just got the paperwork today certifying him as my service animal.

Mute Bystander30 Mar 2016 4:51 p.m. PST

They have all died off years ago. When diagnosed as allergic, along with oldest daughter, I decreed no replacements. We now have a companion dog (Coton de Tulear) and I am much happier.

Mike Target30 Mar 2016 4:54 p.m. PST

I have a Monty too! Except mine is a Rabbit.

No cats, We have three of our own bunnies, plus a guest bunny.

Between them they have formed three (sometimes 4) opposing factions. My house resembles a warzone…

Jeigheff30 Mar 2016 4:58 p.m. PST

One belongs to my wife and me. The other two belong to our step-daughter. (She is staying with us temporarily.) So for now, we have three.

Col Durnford Supporting Member of TMP30 Mar 2016 5:07 p.m. PST

One allows my wife, a small dog, and myself to live in his house. Very generous of him.

Weasel30 Mar 2016 5:15 p.m. PST

Two, Scruffy and Mittens. They're both rather old now.

Both were strays that we adopted.

Personal logo McKinstry Supporting Member of TMP Fezian30 Mar 2016 5:17 p.m. PST

Three, all rescues.

Calico Bill30 Mar 2016 5:20 p.m. PST

Six. Patches lives in the games room and is harmless except for naping on the battlefield and blocking LOS while Bandit only comes in when I set up terrain, knocking down as much as possible before being evicted. The other 4 stay clear of visiting gamers.

epturner30 Mar 2016 5:24 p.m. PST

Three.

Eric

Gone Fishing30 Mar 2016 5:38 p.m. PST

We have one, a "torty", and we are definitely her staff. She tolerates us generally, though occasionally her patience runs thin.

Personal logo 20thmaine Supporting Member of TMP30 Mar 2016 5:40 p.m. PST

I get to wait on one cat. And officially he's not even mine.

Grimmnar30 Mar 2016 5:40 p.m. PST

3 live here.
More cats than people. I worry at times when i go to sleep.

Grimm

Cardinal Ximenez30 Mar 2016 5:43 p.m. PST

0

Joes Shop Supporting Member of TMP30 Mar 2016 5:55 p.m. PST

1.

LAP195430 Mar 2016 6:33 p.m. PST

3 – all rescued – all indoor – all family

rustymusket30 Mar 2016 6:46 p.m. PST

None for the past few years. Our German Shepherd is too prey oriented, but at one time we had 3 cats in the house. I miss having both a dog and a cat.

Ceterman30 Mar 2016 6:53 p.m. PST

We have 4 that live with us. Tom, PK, Neikeo & Moritz.

KSmyth30 Mar 2016 7:01 p.m. PST

Absolutely none. Strictly a dog guy. Three Australian shepherds keep me busy enough.

Dynaman878930 Mar 2016 7:35 p.m. PST

None – no pets at all. Just about got the kids out of the house, why would I want to get something else I need to worry about on vacation?

Personal logo Mserafin Supporting Member of TMP30 Mar 2016 7:42 p.m. PST

I ride herd on a pair of them, and they ride herd on me.

Cyrus the Great30 Mar 2016 7:48 p.m. PST

None, for quite some time.

Stepman330 Mar 2016 8:29 p.m. PST

1, we live on 2 acres of partially wooded land so field mice are always getting into the house. She has a job to do and that's to get the ones the traps don't. She earns her keep just like the dog…He's a 180lb Sheppard and Bernese mix…

Zephyr130 Mar 2016 8:31 p.m. PST

None, but I feed 3 of the neighbor's cats, because he takes off for days at a time. At the peak of "cat sitting" for another neighbor, the total was 11…

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