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peterx Supporting Member of TMP20 Feb 2016 6:08 p.m. PST

What is your favorite Monty Python sketch from thee TV show or scene from the films? This follows the popular " What is your favorite Monty Python film?" And "What is your favorite color?"

My favorites from the TV show are the Dead Parrot sketch, the Wizzio Chocolate Inspection Sketch, the Nudge-Nudge Wink-Wink sketch, The Mouse Problem sketch, Hell's Grannies, Exploding Penguin on your Telly sketch, Defending Yourself Against a Fruit Attacker sketch and too many to mention.

21eRegt20 Feb 2016 6:20 p.m. PST

Argument Clinic. Knights of Nee. Cheese Shop. And many butcher's aprons.

peterx Supporting Member of TMP20 Feb 2016 6:25 p.m. PST

Wonderful sketches, 21eRegt.

Beowulf Fezian20 Feb 2016 6:27 p.m. PST

Spam!, I'm a lumberjack and I'm OK.

thorr66620 Feb 2016 6:29 p.m. PST

Travel agent

Winston Smith20 Feb 2016 6:36 p.m. PST

Normandy reenactment.

tberry740320 Feb 2016 6:40 p.m. PST

"No one expects the Spanish Inquisition! "

leidang20 Feb 2016 6:44 p.m. PST

What have the Romans ever done for us?

peterx Supporting Member of TMP20 Feb 2016 6:45 p.m. PST

Well, the aqueducts.

peterx Supporting Member of TMP20 Feb 2016 6:47 p.m. PST

Our main weapon is surprise. Surprise and fear. Two weapons. Our two main weapons are surprise and fear and an almost fanatical devotion to the Pope.

cosmicbank20 Feb 2016 6:52 p.m. PST

Lumberjack

Glengarry520 Feb 2016 7:22 p.m. PST

Fish slapping dance… pure, unadulterated silliness…

nazrat20 Feb 2016 7:32 p.m. PST

The Undertaker sketch, and "STILL no sign of land!" I wonder why I think cannabalism is so darned funny?

Streitax20 Feb 2016 7:52 p.m. PST

Spam sketch.

andyfb20 Feb 2016 7:52 p.m. PST

Upper class twit of the year!

Coelacanth20 Feb 2016 8:21 p.m. PST

RAF Banter. Ask me again tomorrow, you might get a different answer.

Ron

PJ ONeill20 Feb 2016 8:49 p.m. PST

I've come for an argument.
No you Haven't !

Cyrus the Great20 Feb 2016 9:26 p.m. PST

Scott of the Antarctic.

Jamesonsafari20 Feb 2016 10:11 p.m. PST

I like the Yorkshire son telling dad he wants to be a coal miner.
"Oh, being a poet isn't good enough for you?"

Coyotepunc and Hatshepsuut20 Feb 2016 10:12 p.m. PST

The Larch.

Stryderg20 Feb 2016 10:20 p.m. PST

Ministry of Silly Walks. I practiced some of those for a while.

SgtPain20 Feb 2016 11:42 p.m. PST

I was alway like the "world's funniest joke" sketch.

Sloppypainter20 Feb 2016 11:55 p.m. PST

Australian philosophers song.
Dennis Moore highwayman.
Dead parrot.
Lumberjack song.
Upper-class twit of the year.

Toronto4821 Feb 2016 12:06 a.m. PST

Hoodlum Grannies
Army Drill Team

Personal logo Flashman14 Supporting Member of TMP21 Feb 2016 3:15 a.m. PST

4 Yorkshiremen. We would dream of living in a corridor … YouTube link

Philosopher's Football Match
Black Knight
Organ Donor – We've come for your liver
Crucifixion – line on the left, one cross each
Sam Pekinpah's Salad Days
Mr. Creosote

Cerdic21 Feb 2016 3:22 a.m. PST

Crowd: "Yes, we are all different."

One bloke in the middle of crowd: "I'm not."


Possibly the cleverest joke of all time!

Norman D Landings21 Feb 2016 5:34 a.m. PST

I visited the Alcazar Palace, in Seville.

Among it's innumerable features were medieval steam baths – but not just for the nobility.
As you went further and further into the lower levels, there were more baths, the rooms smaller and plainer, for lesser gentry, courtiers, staff and troops. Further still, and there were stoop-to-enter, cavern-like baths for servants. And as you entered the very furthest, smallest one… as you bent down to enter… someone had written on the wall opposite:

"No-one expects the Spanish Inquisition."

Vandalism? Yes.
Genius? Without a doubt.

Personal logo etotheipi Sponsoring Member of TMP21 Feb 2016 6:23 a.m. PST

Crunchy Frog

gamedad2521 Feb 2016 6:40 a.m. PST

"No, no…don't tell me. I'm keen to guess."

Mute Bystander21 Feb 2016 6:53 a.m. PST

Never watched it.

Personal logo Saber6 Supporting Member of TMP Fezian21 Feb 2016 7:29 a.m. PST

How not to be seen

kallman21 Feb 2016 7:54 a.m. PST

Denis Moore

"Stand and deliver!"

pmwalt21 Feb 2016 8:17 a.m. PST

I'm a Lumberjack

abelp0121 Feb 2016 8:44 a.m. PST

Lumberjack!

Raynman Supporting Member of TMP21 Feb 2016 8:59 a.m. PST

Who can pick just one or two? They all made me laugh like an idiot! I pick answer D, all of the above!

Skeets Supporting Member of TMP21 Feb 2016 9:11 a.m. PST

It's hard to pick – The Dead Parrot or The Lumberjack. Guess I'll have to flip a coin.

RavenscraftCybernetics21 Feb 2016 9:37 a.m. PST

It's one of the Holy Relics (tm) that Brother Maynard carries!

Romans go home!

The Salmon Pate!

John Treadaway21 Feb 2016 10:44 a.m. PST

All of Life or Brian.

Marvellous.

John T

Roderick Robertson Fezian21 Feb 2016 11:02 a.m. PST

Romani Eunt Domus

Hilarious!

Dicymick21 Feb 2016 11:04 a.m. PST

He's not the Messiah. He's a very naughty boy. Now pi@@ off.

Hamilton21 Feb 2016 2:08 p.m. PST

Lemming of the BDA

sneakgun21 Feb 2016 4:26 p.m. PST

Bingo
Kamikaze Highlanders

Russ Lockwood21 Feb 2016 4:52 p.m. PST

How'd you get to be king? I didn't vote for you…

wrgmr121 Feb 2016 4:58 p.m. PST

Lumberjack song!

Old Wolfman22 Feb 2016 8:21 a.m. PST

Biggles Dictates a Letter,Basil the gun toting sheep, Colin "Chopper" Mozart(Beethoven's Mynah Bird),Celebrity Impersonations,Batley Townswomen's Guild reenactment of Pearl Harbor, and many more.

Personal logo javelin98 Supporting Member of TMP22 Feb 2016 3:13 p.m. PST

I have to admit to being slightly biased in favor of…

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But I also love all of the above, plus Bruces/The Philosopher Song, Four Yorkshiremen, Spam, Architects… they're all gold.

Dynaman878923 Feb 2016 6:07 a.m. PST

Lumberjack Song.

leidang23 Feb 2016 8:05 p.m. PST

Dinsdale?

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