Lee Brilleaux   | 05 Feb 2016 9:27 a.m. PST |
Genuine mammoth ivory D20s. $248 USD each, in an Eastern Aromatic Cedar box (it says here) with a black walnut insert. Obviously. I assume they are carved by Arctic hunter-gatherers in their spare time. Buying a pair of these dice seems a touch ostentatious – - link
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| Texas Jack | 05 Feb 2016 9:30 a.m. PST |
A pity they arenīt D6s, then I could use about twenty or so… |
 The Virtual Armchair General  | 05 Feb 2016 9:40 a.m. PST |
Sorry, not in the budget. Then again, when I saw the headline, my first thought was, the traditional answer--Penicillin. TVAG |
 Rrobbyrobot  | 05 Feb 2016 9:52 a.m. PST |
But, do they come with a 'roll well' guarantee? |
| Jcfrog | 05 Feb 2016 9:57 a.m. PST |
For those who lack Fortitude. |
| TNE2300 | 05 Feb 2016 10:28 a.m. PST |
I would rather have these:
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| Mako11 | 05 Feb 2016 10:53 a.m. PST |
I thought the sale of ivory is banned? |
| tberry7403 | 05 Feb 2016 10:55 a.m. PST |
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| Ditto Tango 2 3 | 05 Feb 2016 3:59 p.m. PST |
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| Lee Brilleaux | 05 Feb 2016 5:20 p.m. PST |
I posted this on a few sites/Facebook pages, and the results are -- "I want one!" "What kind of idiot wants one?" "I never spend more than 47 cents on dice." "Does it roll properly?" "It's a waste of money!" "You just said you spent more than that on (insert waste of money of choice) "People can spend their money on anything they like!" "Does it smell funny?" "Won't this endanger mammoths?" |
| Winston Smith | 05 Feb 2016 5:28 p.m. PST |
I am looking at them from a manufacturer's perspective.
Obviously you can't grind up and melt down mammoths to cast them.
That must be some tedious milling procedure, particularly to make them pass Lou Zocchi's stringent "roll true" standards.
No wonder they cost so much! 
Mammoth ivory is dirt cheap! At that price they better roll high.
Or low if I am shooting in TSATF.
Maybe each one should come with a Certificate of Bias, showing how they roll. I'm not paying that price for some damn random numbers! I want to kill! |
| Ivan DBA | 05 Feb 2016 8:44 p.m. PST |
That would be awesome for Frostgrave… |
 Doctor X | 06 Feb 2016 3:07 p.m. PST |
I might order a set along with baby seal fur gloves to roll them with. |
| Greylegion | 06 Feb 2016 8:40 p.m. PST |
You guys kill me! LMAO!!! |
