Q: What do you call a potato that has turned to the Dark side?
A: Vader Tots.
Q: What do you call a Sith who won't fight?
A: A Sithy.
Q: Where does Princess Leia go shopping for clothing and such?
A: At the Darth Maul, of course.
Q: How do Ewoks communicate over long distances?
A: With Ewokie Talkies
Q: What do you call 5 siths piled on top of a lightsaber?
A: A Sith-Kabob!
Q: What do you call a Jedi in denial?
A: Obi-Wan Cannot Be
Q: What do you call Chewbacca when he has chocolate stuck in his hair?
A: Chocolate Chip Wookiee.
Q: What do you call stormtroopers playing Monopoly?
A: Game of Clones
Q: Why did the angry Jedi cross the road?
A: To get to the Dark Side.
Q: When did Anakin's Jedi masters know he was leaning towards the dark side?
A: In the Sith Grade.
Q: Why do Doctors make the best Jedi?
A: Because a Jedi must have patience.
