 Extra Crispy  | 11 Oct 2015 6:37 a.m. PST |
Just hit the big one. I know, the Nigerian Prince thing is a scam. But this time is for real. How do I know? Because it's from the United Frickin Nations! No way someone could impersonate them, so this has to be legit. I just need to track down my bank account passwords to do the wire transfer. Then I think I'll buy a private island and hire a team of experts to think of ways the local Swedish nude beach volleyball team can be nice to me. |
| JLA105 | 11 Oct 2015 7:04 a.m. PST |
Wow, that's great! And you'd probably be helping the UN while getting rich, too! Doesn't get any better than that. |
| hocklermp5 | 11 Oct 2015 8:17 a.m. PST |
I have $500,000 USD in South Africa that is mine, all mine!, if I help this nice Nigerian gentleman move millions to the US. Mind you, not that anyone would notice if my checking account which currently has $138 USD in it, and handles at most $1,500 USD a month, suddenly had millions in it. I send Mr. Ojukwu in Capetown my account number and he will take care of the rest. |
| Zargon | 11 Oct 2015 11:12 a.m. PST |
I'm guaranteed a green card if I send Mr. Ojukwu $20 USD, that means I can come live next door to you hocklermp5 and help you spend all those $s. :0D wow what a small world, BTW can I use your jigsaw I will need to A) build a swing gate between my place with access to your kitchen and a gaming table setup in my lounge,(happy day)
Cheers see ya through the window all :) |
| GarrisonMiniatures | 11 Oct 2015 1:17 p.m. PST |
Seems I won the National Postcode Lottery a while back, but didn't claim my prize because I hadn't bought a ticket so it would be unfair to claim my prize. |
| Zephyr1 | 11 Oct 2015 2:14 p.m. PST |
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 Lluis of Minairons | 11 Oct 2015 2:32 p.m. PST |
Oh men, this actually sucks! …I've just been donated $5,000,000.00 USD by mr. Bill Gates!! |
| andyfb | 11 Oct 2015 5:38 p.m. PST |
My wife and I both won $1,000,000 USD each on the same day in the same lottery!
She's already planned how to spend her $2,000,000 USD😁 |
| raylev3 | 11 Oct 2015 6:46 p.m. PST |
Hey, I won the Reader's Digest Sweepstakes!!! |
| Supercilius Maximus | 12 Oct 2015 11:32 p.m. PST |
I found 67 pence down the back of the sofa yesterday. My children have already stolen it. Oh well, it was good while it lasted…… |
| 15th Hussar | 13 Oct 2015 5:50 a.m. PST |
You're ALL SUCKERS…I am ENGAGED to the lovely and beautiful WIDOW of the FORMER Nigerian Oil Minister who was murdered dead to death while asleep peacefully in his own bed at the time of his death by natural causes. She can prove it too! |
| JSchutt | 13 Oct 2015 9:59 a.m. PST |
With all the corruption in the UN some of these stories might actually be true! |
| Bob the Temple Builder | 13 Oct 2015 12:47 p.m. PST |
I have been asked to be the new President for Life of Fifa … so there! (Anyone want to be my oil minister?) |
| Khusrau | 14 Oct 2015 5:32 a.m. PST |
Wouldn't life be very frustrating if you WERE the Nigerian Oil Minister..? |
